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Ah- haasaaa

Whatever next! 

So my next gig is all about my character driving around (a Lexus wasn’t it?) doing Alan meets... or whatever.  Oh, I know what, no-one’ll notice if a speed down this road with my 9 points already accumulated.  

I think it would be easy to create Alan a chauffeur character, he could have a minor accident meaning he can’t drive for a while, or indeed be serving a ban. -which we won’t talk about. The guy would be Carl, Des or Les, taciturn, grumpy and with a dark side to him hinted at.  

Clearly he thinks Alan is completely awful as any sort of entertainer, we see the conversation going in fits and starts, then fizzling out at the start of each trip, Carl/Des/Les putting Alan in his place. 


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