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David9694 replied to chrisonabike | 3 months ago
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Stockholm Syndrome, between people and their cars, one of the American commentators was saying on X Twitter today. Active travel must be such a very lonely path to tread over there. 

You have to solve the Bonnie & Clyde problem to get people to give up their cars, "the I will, if you will" conundrum.  Let's see if I can remember - Bonnie & Clyde stole a car and used it to rob a bank. Police are holding them in separate cells.  Everyone knows the jail terms.

The police have enough evidence to convict both of them for the car theft - that's a jail term of 5 years each. The penalty for the robbery is 15 years each, but the police will need a confession from one or both parties as they don't have enough evidence.  However, if one informs on the other (who stays silent) the reward is that person goes free and the other one gets 20 years in jail. 

Put another way, everyone in the country lives in town A and they all work at factory B 10 miles away.  The bus service is pretty good and takes 20 minutes.

10% of the workers decide to get cars, which halves the journey time for them. Another 10% see this and also get cars - it's a little more than 10 minutes, but still better than the bus. Another 10% get cars and the bus timetable is amended to take 25 minutes and is slightly less frequent. Another 10% make the shift to cars - it's quicker for them than the bus. 

When we get to the 50% mark, the car journey is now 20 minutes - older workers remember the bus used to take this amount of time. But the bus is nudging half an hour these days, so another 10% get cars. Older workers again remark that it's all very well, but everyone used to get to work in 20 minutes back in the day, and that even the drivers cannot match this now.  But that memory has long faded.

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chrisonabike replied to David9694 | 3 months ago
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It's not just a plain prisoner's dilemma or tragedy of the commons either - the authorities (heavily lobbied by the various industries and businesses concerned - which is apparently everyone down to shop owners) are not neutral. So it's not just "change society by changing a serious of individuals".

Again, I'd have written this off as like drying to drain the sea (given the feedback loops) BUT there are examples of not just "how it could be different" (NL) but also "you can get there from motornormativity and no cycling" (Seville).

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David9694 replied to brooksby | 3 months ago
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I'd be interested in hearing more on this book. We're in Drivers and their Problems territory here.

You had to create the narrative that car mishaps were all "accidents" and treat accordingly, and always trivialise driving offences. It helps if traffic law enforcement is ridiculed for this reason. 

Queues of cars forming have to become a state problem for the state to solve - editing the environment is framed as improvement and progress.  The framing of public transport as old, slow, humdrum and inefficient must be a useful underpinning.

I wonder if it's just luck that air pollution made by ICEs is odourless and generally invisible, or if they had to work at that - if cars generated a smell of rotten eggs, it might have made a difference.  You have to work to suppress ideas around a link between air pollution from ICE and respiratory disease. 

I wonder things like the so-called Blade Runners are the result of an experiment gone wrong? 

People's Stockholm Syndrome becomes apparent in things like "don't live near a main road then; don't live near a school".

Part of the tragedy of the commons story is the passage of time, and lack of memory - I pass village bus shelters that stand as a memorial to a long gone services; you have to find timetables from the 1970s on EBay to see what has been lost. 

Old photographs (often put about by the "wasn't Britain great before it got invaded?" crowd), Post war Buildings (e.g. schools) with hardly any parking provision, "50 years ago" local newspaper features of a village fete sack race and childhood obesity practically absent.  Life was happily lived before mass car ownership.

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brooksby replied to David9694 | 3 months ago
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David9694 wrote:

I'd be interested in hearing more on this book. We're in Drivers and their Problems territory here.

https://road.cc/content/review/134705-roads-were-not-built-cars-carlton-...

https://roadswerenotbuiltforcars.com/

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David9694 replied to brooksby | 3 months ago
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Thanks. At 340 pages, I assume this is a bit more broad-ranging than the title might immediately suggest? ("Roads are for cars"/ "roads were built for cars", etc is of course a so what? / non-argument.)

Looks like there's some copies floating around, but I've just used my last 10s chain : https://www.amazon.co.uk/Roads-Were-Not-Built-Cars/dp/1610916891

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chrisonabike replied to David9694 | 3 months ago
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He's quite big on detail!  You can get some of his work for free - for example his latest endeavor covering "when the UK's infra was (first) the envy of the Dutch" and what happened after that - the history of the 1930s cycle tracks, now online.

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David9694 | 3 months ago
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You are joking, right?

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David9694 | 4 months ago
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Live: Sinkhole appears on Boardmasters bus route in Newquay

Two men from the Council are booking into it 

https://www.cornwalllive.com/news/cornwall-news/live-sinkhole-appears-bo...

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mdavidford replied to David9694 | 4 months ago
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David9694 wrote:

Two men from the Council are booking into it 

Must be a very big sinkhole. How long are they staying?

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David9694 replied to mdavidford | 4 months ago
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mdavidford wrote:

David9694 wrote:

Two men from the Council are booking into it 

Must be a very big sinkhole. How long are they staying?

A whole week. 

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David9694 | 4 months ago
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A couple here that I thought were worth sharing if people hadn't seen them. They're not humorous. 
 

2. A Short History of Traffic Engineering

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David9694 | 4 months ago
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A couple here that I thought were worth sharing if people hadn't seen them. They're not humorous. 
 

1. Two contrasting styles of development 

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David9694 | 5 months ago
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updated "irrational hatred of cyclists" Venn

 

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mdavidford replied to David9694 | 5 months ago
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This doesn't look right - there should be a lot more overlaps here.

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Rendel Harris replied to mdavidford | 5 months ago
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Agreed, also if my visual estimate is correct this suggests only 10% of "professional" drivers have an irrational hate of cyclists which definitely does not accord with my experience.

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Rendel Harris | 5 months ago
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Rendel Harris replied to Rendel Harris | 5 months ago
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(I'm sure the knowledgeable readers of this website don't need to be told but just in case the odd one doesn't know, the Wright Brothers funded their early experiments in aviation from the profits of their bicycle repair business)

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chrisonabike replied to Rendel Harris | 5 months ago
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...and some cyclists have been obsessing over "aero" ever since?

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andystow replied to Rendel Harris | 5 months ago
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Rendel Harris wrote:

(I'm sure the knowledgeable readers of this website don't need to be told but just in case the odd one doesn't know, the Wright Brothers funded their early experiments in aviation from the profits of their bicycle repair business)

Back when bicycles were primarily rich people's toys, so there was significant money to be made in repairing them. First flight was less than 20 years after invention of the safety bicycle.

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Cycloid replied to Rendel Harris | 3 months ago
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The other bit of useless information stuck in my head is that the Wright Brothers were responsible for introducing left hand threads on BBs and pedals.

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OldRidgeback replied to Cycloid | 3 months ago
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The Wright brothers were also rather forward thinking for the time in supporting women's rights and also rights for black people. They were 'woke' before it was even invented. 

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David9694 | 5 months ago
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I'VE GOT AN IDEA! I'LL LEAVE EARLY TO BEAT THE HOLIDAY TRAFFIC!

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Gimpl | 5 months ago
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Happy Friday 

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David9694 | 5 months ago
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Another zinger from Dumbrunner, although they got the news headline wrong, should be "Runner seriously injured in collision with BMW"

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David9694 | 5 months ago
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They came out of nowhere

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David9694 | 5 months ago
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Buying eggs in America 

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mattw | 5 months ago
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This is quite gentle, and in Dave Walker's style says both "Hah!" and "WTF?", depending on whether you look at it straight on or sideways.

This is from the book "From A to B", and has just been released for use by the Diagram Club. *

(* Dave's support setup that let's us contribute ideas, and use diagrams in presentations, social media etc.)

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David9694 | 5 months ago
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Dumb runner / love you babe, be safe

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brooksby replied to David9694 | 5 months ago
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Or this story from the same website (it's about running, but holds true for cycling IMO):

https://dumbrunner.com/news-blog/2024/6/4/local-motorist-fuming-at-marat...

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brooksby | 6 months ago
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https://davewalker.com/that-annoying-noise/

(I like this - I'm currently trying to track down what appears to be a front end crackling sound on my commuter bike…).

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