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Jeremy Vine states bleeding obvious to anti-Cycleway councillor; Snowy Alpe d’Huez; Boris Johnson wants bike for Christmas; Crowdfunder for Josh Quigley as he undergoes surgery; Team Ineos Christmas card; CX World Cup mudfest; and more on the live blog

All today's news from the site and beyond as we head towards Christmas...
23 December 2019, 19:10
Jeremy Vine points out the bleeding obvious to anti-Cycleway councillor
23 December 2019, 18:48
23 December 2019, 18:48
Caption this ...

After the news earlier that Boris Johnson wants a bike for Christmas, Brompton Bicycle took to Facebook to suggest that he could do worse than buy one of their ones, having visited their West London factory to see them being made first-hand.

Among the pictures accompanying their post was this rather arresting photo. Polite captions only, please ...

23 December 2019, 15:55
Fly, my pretties ...
23 December 2019, 15:23
Your seasonal reminder that climbs you see on the Tour de France are ski stations in the winter ...
23 December 2019, 12:52
A cracker of a Christmas card from Team Ineos
23 December 2019, 12:38
Crowdfunder set up for round-the-world cyclist Josh Quigley

A Go Fund Me page has been set up to raise funds for round-the-world cyclist Josh Quigley who was due to undergo surgery in Texas this morning after sustaining multiple injuries when he was hit from behind by a driver travelling at an estimated 70mph (read the full story here).

Josh Quigley in hospital (via Twitter).PNG

Lloyd Brett, who follows Quigley on LinkledIn and set up the page, said "Josh has been on an incredible journey around the world only to be struck by a car on his final furlong towards Florida which is absolutely heart breaking given how close he was to completing his journey and how close we are to Christmas and NY.

"ALL proceeds will go directly to support Josh on any costs he incurs to get him home and for him to finish this challenge ... he’s been inspiring people of his journey for the past several months - maybe time to give something back.

I can't begin to think of the things that maybe going through his mind at the moment.  I am positive that the LinkedIn network will come together to support this mammoth challenge.  Every little helps!"

So far, £740 has been raised and you can donate here.

23 December 2019, 12:35
23 December 2019, 12:29
Boris Johnson (picture credit TfL).jpg
Boris Johnson wants a bicycle for Christmas

Prime Minister Boris Johnson wants a bicycle for Christmas, but admits he may have to buy it for himself ... it's also debatable whether he'd be able to ride it any time soon, given that when he was Foreign Secretary his minders banned him from taking to the saddle on security grounds.

It's to replace one given to him when he was Mayor of London by Chris Boardman which got stolen from outside the Houses of Parliament, reports inews.co.uk.

Imagine you were playing Secret Santa to the occupant of Number 10 Downing Street ... what would you buy him to unwrap on Christmas morning?

23 December 2019, 10:02
Throwback to one of the most dramatic days

What. A. Day.

Could the 2020 road race season hurry up? Please.

23 December 2019, 09:44
Nope Nope Nope

Yep, that's 500 MILES ON A TURBO. Bonkers.

Chris 'Hoppo' Hopkins is no stranger to monumental days spent on the indoor trainer. In fact, 500 miles is a little cafe ride for him.

Back in 2017, he rode 2,500km (1,553miles) to reclaim the title of longest Zwift ride. 

23 December 2019, 09:41
Who's been out in fancy dress then?

We love a fancy dress club run. Mostly because a costume provides an extra layer on a cold day.

Photos please, best costume wins some road.cc socks. Go!

23 December 2019, 09:32
Just imagine if he hopped back on without noticing...ouch.

The last lap of yesterday's CX World Cup wasn't just hard on the riders. The bikes took a battering too. 

Pidcock's seatpost snapped off (we assume in a crash) and the British Champion was left to ride out of the saddle to the pits. 

Looks like this fan is gets to keep the seatpost as a momento. 

23 December 2019, 09:27
Not another bike category...

Just what is a "grail" bike? Thighs Club founder Chanel explains in her own unique way.

23 December 2019, 09:23
Missed the races? They're well worth a watch.

Both the men's and women's races were ridden in horrendous conditions with mud pools that covered the bikes up to the cassettes. There were crashes galore, punctures aplenty, and even a few hypothermic riders being peeled out of skinsuits. So, standard cyclocross then.

Simon joined road.cc as news editor in 2009 and is now the site’s community editor, acting as a link between the team producing the content and our readers. A law and languages graduate, published translator and former retail analyst, he has reported on issues as diverse as cycling-related court cases, anti-doping investigations, the latest developments in the bike industry and the sport’s biggest races. Now back in London full-time after 15 years living in Oxford and Cambridge, he loves cycling along the Thames but misses having his former riding buddy, Elodie the miniature schnauzer, in the basket in front of him.

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Chris Hayes | 4 years ago
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For the most part Road.cc has been an oasis free of Brexit-bile over the past three years.  Can we keep it that way keyboard warriors?  Take your aggression out on your pedals with the Festive 500...

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Simon E replied to Chris Hayes | 4 years ago
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Chris Hayes wrote:

For the most part Road.cc has been an oasis free of Brexit-bile over the past three years.  Can we keep it that way keyboard warriors?  Take your aggression out on your pedals with the Festive 500...

Well said that man! smiley

A little patience and goodwill goes a long way, just as it does on the road.

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TheBillder | 4 years ago
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May I just add to the childishness by offering my Brompton caption?

Once we get Brexit done, I can take back control of this rigid pink thingy that I can hold in my right hand...

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Donaldp | 4 years ago
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What a lot of childish and vindictive comments!

if Boris is going to get a new bike then make it a flagship British band to grab some attention > he should get a Wiggle CGR ebike to go whizzing around Chequers (as we all know he won't be on a road anytime soon!).

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handlebarcam | 4 years ago
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Rich_cb wrote:

If you're against austerity and against rising government debt and pro EU then your position is stupid as the three cannot all be achieved.

Visit Scandinavia.

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Rich_cb replied to handlebarcam | 4 years ago
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handlebarcam wrote:
Rich_cb wrote:

If you're against austerity and against rising government debt and pro EU then your position is stupid as the three cannot all be achieved.

Visit Scandinavia.

Travel advice aside, how is that relevant to a discussion about the management of the deficit post 2008 financial crisis?

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HarrogateSpa | 4 years ago
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"So much stupidity in one post." Rich CB

A minute ago you were quoting Brendan Cox, on how we should respect those who disagree with us.

You can dish it out, but you want to weaponise the genuinely decent Brendan Cox, to try to stop other people being brutally honest about you or Johnson.

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Rich_cb replied to HarrogateSpa | 4 years ago
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HarrogateSpa wrote:

"So much stupidity in one post." Rich CB

A minute ago you were quoting Brendan Cox, on how we should respect those who disagree with us.

You can dish it out, but you want to weaponise the genuinely decent Brendan Cox, to try to stop other people being brutally honest about you or Johnson.

Read the quote.

It said we shouldn't demonise the other side but we should put our points across passionately.

If someone says something stupid you can tell them that without demonising them.

If you're against austerity and against rising government debt and pro EU then your position is stupid as the three cannot all be achieved.

Likewise if you try to pretend that the GE result was a mandate for remain yet ignore the actual referendum result.

That's a stupid position.

Claiming that the leader of the most popular political party is not part of the political mainstream?

That's stupid.

It also infers he is an extremist which does go against what Brendan Cox said.

I'm not sure he's entirely decent mind. Might want to Google the accusations against him.

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mdavidford | 4 years ago
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I think Ineos need to sack their mechanic, given how those handlebars are flapping around.

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LastBoyScout | 4 years ago
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Went on a ski trip to Alpe d'Huez a few years ago and there were still several riders cycling up the mountain in the middle of winter. The roads were a lot clearer than that, though - well gritted and, at the time, comparitively warm for the time of year.

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OldRidgeback | 4 years ago
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I've a Playmobil bike that my kids had when they were little. Boris can have that. Otherwise, he can buy his own as he's vertainly rich enough.

 

A fatbike of some sort would be appropriate.

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PRSboy | 4 years ago
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Wow, Alpe D'Huez looks lovely...

A happy and restful Christmas everyone! 

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DrG82 | 4 years ago
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I think that lady holding the detached saddle has answered the question as to what bike to buy Boris.

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Mungecrundle | 4 years ago
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I'd buy him a bike, one for each and every person in his cabinet and one for each and every MP of every party. But they would come with a proviso that the new owner had to spend a month cycling around the country and living a few days with people from different backgrounds before going back to Westerminster to govern the country.

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Philh68 | 4 years ago
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A bike for Boris? I like this one. Be nice to see him put something together, so far all he’s interested in is dismantling things.

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Izaak30 | 4 years ago
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Aerts apparently fractured a rib in that crash. No wonder he looked sore

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HarrogateSpa | 4 years ago
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Thing is, alexuk, Johnson said a fitting way to honour murdered Remain/Labour MP Jo Cox would be to "Get Brexit Done". That's one example of his sickening behaviour. There are lots more examples.

So don't pretend this is a normal, civilised politician. We're talking about a very nasty, moral vacuum of a man. Don't be surprised if people react to his appalling statements and behaviour.

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Rich_cb replied to HarrogateSpa | 4 years ago
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HarrogateSpa wrote:

Thing is, alexuk, Johnson said a fitting way to honour murdered Remain/Labour MP Jo Cox would be to "Get Brexit Done". That's one example of his sickening behaviour. There are lots more examples.

So don't pretend this is a normal, civilised politician. We're talking about a very nasty, moral vacuum of a man. Don't be surprised if people react to his appalling statements and behaviour.

In response to Johnson's comments Brendan Cox said this:

"The best way to honour Jo is for all of us (no matter our views) to stand up for what we believe in, passionately and with determination. But never to demonise the other side and always hold onto what we have in common."

Think about that.

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heliuscc | 4 years ago
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I would give boris a landmine but I'd write on the side of it that it's a bike, beacuse that's what counts, what's written on the side.

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Boss Hogg | 4 years ago
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I'd give BoJo a bike sturdy enough for his fat ass.

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alexuk | 4 years ago
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There's a lot of disgusting comments being made on here. Children, the lot of you; wishing someone death because of their mainstream political persuasion!? You need to grow up. Your parents have failed you and you've failed as human beings, but its never too late to try again. Here's some advise on how to start:

Merry Christmas, and goodwill to all.

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essexian replied to alexuk | 4 years ago
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alexuk wrote:

There's a lot of.....edited to remove trolling. 

 

"mainstream political persuasion" Mr Johnson? Are we speaking about the same Mr Johnson here?

 

The same Mr Johnson whose party oversaw the death of 130 000 people due to their benefit policies? The same Mr Johnson whose party cut the police to the bone so now its not safe , at times, to go out on the streets for fear of being killed by drunk or drugged up drivers; the same Mr Johnson whose stupidity saw a women's prison sentence increased; the same Mr Johnson who ran away from debates as he knew he would lose and be exposed as a fraud; the same Mr Johnson whose party is quite happy for hundreds of thousands of people to be homeless at Christmas; the same Mr Johnson who refused to publish the Russian Report; the same Mr Johnson who has just sold off one of our major defence contracts; the same Mr Johnson whose party has seen our national debt rise by nearly £1tn over 9 years; the same Mr Johnson who made more racist statements than the average racist would ever do and the same Mr Johnson who is dragging the UK out of the EU when the majority of people who voted in the General Election voted for parties who would either remain, or wanted to put the final say back to the British people....that Mr Johnson?

 

Sorry, to call Mr Johnson "mainstream" is beyond a joke. I do not wish anyone ill but Mr Johnson and the Tories do push my karma to the limit.  As I said above, ignore Mr Johnson. His Russian and American owners will see him right. If you have spare cash this Christmas then give it to a food bank. It is beyond me how we need Food Banks in the 21st C but then again, we have been Toried so I suppose it follows as night follows day. 

 

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Rich_cb replied to essexian | 4 years ago
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"mainstream political persuasion" Mr Johnson? Are we speaking about the same Mr Johnson here?

 

The same Mr Johnson whose party oversaw the death of 130 000 people due to their benefit policies? The same Mr Johnson whose party cut the police to the bone so now its not safe , at times, to go out on the streets for fear of being killed by drunk or drugged up drivers; the same Mr Johnson whose stupidity saw a women's prison sentence increased; the same Mr Johnson who ran away from debates as he knew he would lose and be exposed as a fraud; the same Mr Johnson whose party is quite happy for hundreds of thousands of people to be homeless at Christmas; the same Mr Johnson who refused to publish the Russian Report; the same Mr Johnson who has just sold off one of our major defence contracts; the same Mr Johnson whose party has seen our national debt rise by nearly £1tn over 9 years; the same Mr Johnson who made more racist statements than the average racist would ever do and the same Mr Johnson who is dragging the UK out of the EU when the majority of people who voted in the General Election voted for parties who would either remain, or wanted to put the final say back to the British people....that Mr Johnson?

 

Sorry, to call Mr Johnson "mainstream" is beyond a joke. I do not wish anyone ill but Mr Johnson and the Tories do push my karma to the limit.  As I said above, ignore Mr Johnson. His Russian and American owners will see him right. If you have spare cash this Christmas then give it to a food bank. It is beyond me how we need Food Banks in the 21st C but then again, we have been Toried so I suppose it follows as night follows day.&nbsp

So much stupidity in one post.

It's quite an achievement.

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AlsoSomniloquism replied to Rich_cb | 4 years ago
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Rich_cb wrote:
essexian wrote:

"mainstream political persuasion" Mr Johnson? Are we speaking about the same Mr Johnson here?

 

The same Mr Johnson whose party oversaw the death of 130 000 people due to their benefit policies? The same Mr Johnson whose party cut the police to the bone so now its not safe , at times, to go out on the streets for fear of being killed by drunk or drugged up drivers; the same Mr Johnson whose stupidity saw a women's prison sentence increased; the same Mr Johnson who ran away from debates as he knew he would lose and be exposed as a fraud; the same Mr Johnson whose party is quite happy for hundreds of thousands of people to be homeless at Christmas; the same Mr Johnson who refused to publish the Russian Report; the same Mr Johnson who has just sold off one of our major defence contracts; the same Mr Johnson whose party has seen our national debt rise by nearly £1tn over 9 years; the same Mr Johnson who made more racist statements than the average racist would ever do and the same Mr Johnson who is dragging the UK out of the EU when the majority of people who voted in the General Election voted for parties who would either remain, or wanted to put the final say back to the British people....that Mr Johnson?

 

Sorry, to call Mr Johnson "mainstream" is beyond a joke. I do not wish anyone ill but Mr Johnson and the Tories do push my karma to the limit.  As I said above, ignore Mr Johnson. His Russian and American owners will see him right. If you have spare cash this Christmas then give it to a food bank. It is beyond me how we need Food Banks in the 21st C but then again, we have been Toried so I suppose it follows as night follows day.&nbsp

So much stupidity in one post. It's quite an achievement.

So do you want to state the bits that were wrong? The only thing I can see in the above that can't currently be backed up with basic evidence is the Russian / American owners. 

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essexian replied to Rich_cb | 4 years ago
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Rich_cb wrote:
essexian wrote:

"mainstream political persuasion" Mr Johnson? Are we speaking about the same Mr Johnson here?

 

The same Mr Johnson whose party oversaw the death of 130 000 people due to their benefit policies? The same Mr Johnson whose party cut the police to the bone so now its not safe , at times, to go out on the streets for fear of being killed by drunk or drugged up drivers; the same Mr Johnson whose stupidity saw a women's prison sentence increased; the same Mr Johnson who ran away from debates as he knew he would lose and be exposed as a fraud; the same Mr Johnson whose party is quite happy for hundreds of thousands of people to be homeless at Christmas; the same Mr Johnson who refused to publish the Russian Report; the same Mr Johnson who has just sold off one of our major defence contracts; the same Mr Johnson whose party has seen our national debt rise by nearly £1tn over 9 years; the same Mr Johnson who made more racist statements than the average racist would ever do and the same Mr Johnson who is dragging the UK out of the EU when the majority of people who voted in the General Election voted for parties who would either remain, or wanted to put the final say back to the British people....that Mr Johnson?

 

Sorry, to call Mr Johnson "mainstream" is beyond a joke. I do not wish anyone ill but Mr Johnson and the Tories do push my karma to the limit.  As I said above, ignore Mr Johnson. His Russian and American owners will see him right. If you have spare cash this Christmas then give it to a food bank. It is beyond me how we need Food Banks in the 21st C but then again, we have been Toried so I suppose it follows as night follows day.&nbsp

So much stupidity in one post. It's quite an achievement.

 

Troll.  No further comment required. 

 

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hawkinspeter replied to essexian | 4 years ago
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essexian wrote:

"mainstream political persuasion" Mr Johnson? Are we speaking about the same Mr Johnson here?

 

The same Mr Johnson whose party oversaw the death of 130 000 people due to their benefit policies? The same Mr Johnson whose party cut the police to the bone so now its not safe , at times, to go out on the streets for fear of being killed by drunk or drugged up drivers; the same Mr Johnson whose stupidity saw a women's prison sentence increased; the same Mr Johnson who ran away from debates as he knew he would lose and be exposed as a fraud; the same Mr Johnson whose party is quite happy for hundreds of thousands of people to be homeless at Christmas; the same Mr Johnson who refused to publish the Russian Report; the same Mr Johnson who has just sold off one of our major defence contracts; the same Mr Johnson whose party has seen our national debt rise by nearly £1tn over 9 years; the same Mr Johnson who made more racist statements than the average racist would ever do and the same Mr Johnson who is dragging the UK out of the EU when the majority of people who voted in the General Election voted for parties who would either remain, or wanted to put the final say back to the British people....that Mr Johnson?

 

Sorry, to call Mr Johnson "mainstream" is beyond a joke. I do not wish anyone ill but Mr Johnson and the Tories do push my karma to the limit.  As I said above, ignore Mr Johnson. His Russian and American owners will see him right. If you have spare cash this Christmas then give it to a food bank. It is beyond me how we need Food Banks in the 21st C but then again, we have been Toried so I suppose it follows as night follows day.

All right, but apart from the benefit policies, the policing, increasing a sentence unnecesarily, debate dodging, the homelessness, the Russian Report, selling defence contracts, increasing national debt and the racism, what have the Tories ever done to us?

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Cugel | 4 years ago
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A BSO for a PMSO.

Neither actually function although both are probably dangerous if one attempts to use them, as Tory voters (and unfortunately everyone else) will soon discover.

Cugel

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xerxes | 4 years ago
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Q. Which bike for Boris?

A. One that throws him under a bus, preferably one with "Take back control" written on the side.

 

 

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EddyBerckx | 4 years ago
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What would I give Boris Johnson as a secret Santa?

A pissed off black mamba in a box springs to mind. I'd punch it in the face wearing a Boris Johnson mask then shut the lid rather sharpish.

Or a box of Roses containing only those sickly sweet orange ones no one likes.

Either would do.

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StuInNorway | 4 years ago
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Living in London, if Boris didn't have his bike insured against theft, then it's his fault. He can go to the local recycling place and see if he can pick up a couple to strip and rebuild into a single working bike, the same as many people with time due to no available work, but no funds, due to welfare cutbacks, have to.
 

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