Coming soon? Lance Armstrong… The Movie

You should take into account that SCA would have invest that money with say Goldman Sachs thereby losing a certain percentage. So they should arrange a bro deal, some used frames, Oakleys, worn jerseys..

In respect to the film, I guess:

Crow will give him a deal on the Sound track.
The Olsen twins will play themselves.
Jan Ullrich will play his brother the mechanic, someone else needs to play Jan.
Lance will play an actor playing Lance, as he bullied everybody applying for the role.
Most of the peleton will be played by characters of Lord of the Ring so that Lance looks bigger! Imagine "Big George" at 5'0"!

Books? Books are for suckers! It will be a comic, an Asterix and Obelix! Maybe someone should have told him that Julius Casar is *not* the actual hero. It will be called "Circulum Francium", Julius Casar racing for the mighty empire will be prepared by Dr. Ferrari, an horse doctor, and managed by a strange shady Belgium guy, his trainer is a puppet.

Racing for the small village is Cyclix, prepared by Miraculix, trained by Asterix, serviced by Obelix. Of course certain things go wrong, like Obelix giving him such a push that Cyclix flies over the Galibier and crashes, so Obelix and Asterix race up the team tandem so that Obelix can bent back the steel frame.

Other teams include:
- the Teutonics, so strong and big that they need two lightweight wheels front and three on the back.
- an English team with captain Sir Sideburns, who is mostly worried about the stripes on his jersey, spending most of his time arguing with Sir Paul, riding square wheels does not help either..
- a strange team from somewhere always ending up in dead ends as they lost the road book and navigate instead.
- the Russian team running on special "voda" and as a result using the width of the street.

Of course there are some local teams as well as Eurovelo but they not actually carry the plot.

Now please pardon me I need to go back to my own blog.

Dr. Ko

Dr. Ko wrote:

You should take into account that SCA would have invest that money with say Goldman Sachs thereby losing a certain percentage. So they should arrange a bro deal, some used frames, Oakleys, worn jerseys..

In respect to the film, I guess:

Crow will give him a deal on the Sound track.
The Olsen twins will play themselves.
Jan Ullrich will play his brother the mechanic, someone else needs to play Jan.
Lance will play an actor playing Lance, as he bullied everybody applying for the role.
Most of the peleton will be played by characters of Lord of the Ring so that Lance looks bigger! Imagine "Big George" at 5'0"!

Books? Books are for suckers! It will be a comic, an Asterix and Obelix! Maybe someone should have told him that Julius Casar is *not* the actual hero. It will be called "Circulum Francium", Julius Casar racing for the mighty empire will be prepared by Dr. Ferrari, an horse doctor, and managed by a strange shady Belgium guy, his trainer is a puppet.

Racing for the small village is Cyclix, prepared by Miraculix, trained by Asterix, serviced by Obelix. Of course certain things go wrong, like Obelix giving him such a push that Cyclix flies over the Galibier and crashes, so Obelix and Asterix race up the team tandem so that Obelix can bent back the steel frame.

Other teams include:
- the Teutonics, so strong and big that they need two lightweight wheels front and three on the back.
- an English team with captain Sir Sideburns, who is mostly worried about the stripes on his jersey, spending most of his time arguing with Sir Paul, riding square wheels does not help either..
- a strange team from somewhere always ending up in dead ends as they lost the road book and navigate instead.
- the Russian team running on special "voda" and as a result using the width of the street.

Of course there are some local teams as well as Eurovelo but they not actually carry the plot.

Now please pardon me I need to go back to my own blog.

Dr. Ko

This sounds ace, I'd watch it!

Do you WATCH a comic?
In my days we still used to read them!

At school we had to translate a part of Asterix&Obelix - it was written in latin! So maybe I should be really evil and have the text written in latin. Or at least the parts of the diary of Julius Lancius Casar: Veni! Vidi! F*cki upus maximus!

Sorry, I now have to go back to work, the Teutonics Lightweight report needs to be ready by 12 o'clock GMT. And You should know that Germans do not have a lot of humour - if any it is strange!