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Jeremy Vine's air horn blasts apology from impatient driver; Lachlan Morton's Alt Tour jersey auction hits $3.5k; Who needs tyre levers?; GBDURO & Cape Epic films; Van der Poel's niggly knee; Fancy riding a century this weekend? + more on the live blog

It's Tuesday and Dan Alexander is in the saddle for another day on the live blog...
14 December 2021, 17:05
Jeremy Vine's air horn blasts apology from impatient driver

Well, well, well the noisy horn even got a compliment from this driver...and an apology. "Sorry I did see you" (I just couldn't be bothered to wait) "I do apologise"...

That was enough for Vine, who in a very British scene, replied: "Oh, you're so polite. No, not at all [...] take care, no, don't worry..."

Was it the air horn? Or was it just getting caught out while sat in your company's van? Guess it depends how cycnical you want to be...

Best reply? Drum roll please...

Somehow I don't think this is the last we've seen of the air horn. 

14 December 2021, 17:02
Tuesday positivity
14 December 2021, 16:33
Mark Beaumont tells the story of GBDURO

It might be hard to believe this year's GBDURO was Mark Beaumont's first ever race. The ultra-endurance rider has set numerous records during too many epic rides to count, but only raced once (so far). That was this summer at the 2,000km self-supported Land's End to John O'Groats mixed terrain ride, now known to us all as GBDURO. 

The adjective epic is overused in cycling (by me as much as anyone) BUT this year's edition was truly epic. Only 14 of the 250 starters completed the route...by stage two through Wales, more than half the field had quit.

In the end (spoiler alert) Mark marked his first race with a win after a mechanical issue ended perennial challenger Angus Young's lead.

"This is truly one of the most punishing rides on bike, body and mind," Beaumont said. "There were no easy miles across such relentless terrain. Just finishing was a victory because the person you are really racing is yourself. And to finish first? First you must finish." And to think that's from a man who broke the around the world record...

14 December 2021, 15:33
Tyre-lever-hands-man: the newest superhero

You can almost feel your thumbs going numb just looking at this photo... 

14 December 2021, 14:49
When using an air horn goes wrong...

Fair warning, Jeremy. Not everyone will take too kindly to being blasted with decibels. Especially, if like this frustrated cyclist from 2018, who appeared to make it their mission to make sure every pedestrian within striking distance of any bike lane got a blast...anyway, the video doesn't end too well...

Air horn cyclist

And for the slightly more tame US edition...

14 December 2021, 14:09
Air horns: the must-have bit of kit for 2022?

Inspired by Jeremy Vine, a few of you got in touch with your happy memories of blinging up your bike with a noisy horn...

14 December 2021, 13:52
Primož Roglič: "I’d rather people think of me as the man who gave the best of himself every race. The Tour is not an obsession"
Primoz Roglic wins Stage 17 of 2021 Vuelta - Copyright ASO, PhotoGomezSport

Slovenian sensation Primož Roglič has spoken to Flemish newspaper Het Laatste Nieuws and distanced himself from the idea that winning, or not winning, the Tour de France will define his career. And while he would, of course, "love" to win the sport's biggest prize, being remembered as "the man who fought for it every time" is more important to the 32-year-old.

"I’d rather people think of me as the man who fought for it every time," Roglič explained. "The man who gave the best of himself every race. That's who I want to be. A fighter. The Tour is really not an obsession. So it's not a frustration that it hasn't worked yet."

The Jumbo-Visma leader also spoke about Wout van Aert's ambition to win the green jersey in 2022, saying he thinks challenging for multiple goals is possible. "In theory, anything is possible. We can get green and yellow - and also the polka dot jersey with Sepp Kuss — but the team has to determine what our main goal is, and then we have to have a plan that works for the two of us," he continued.

Wout Van Aert after winning Stage 11 of 2021 Tour de France A.S.O., Pauline Ballet

> Wout van Aert to target the green jersey at the 2022 Tour de France

"It must be the intention that Wout and I help each other. We have to find a way so he can go for a stage win and I can try to get some time at the same time. We have to think about that carefully."

14 December 2021, 12:44
New bike storage at Barts Hospital
14 December 2021, 12:00
Fancy taking on the Solstice Century Challenge this weekend?
Restrap Solstice Century 2021

Restrap is running its bi-annual Solstice Century 100-mile Challenge this upcoming weekend (18 and 19 December), which can be completed in one go or across multiple rides, indoors or outdoors. 

“Over the winter solstice weekend on 18th & 19th of December, make the most of the dwindling daylight and ride 100 miles within the solstice weekend,” Restrap suggests. And there’s some added incentives to do so… 

All riders who complete the challenge will be able to redeem an exclusive Solstice Century patch for their efforts and all entrants will be submitted into Restrap’s prize draw. One lucky rider will receive a huge kit bundle worth over £500, which consists of a gilet, long sleeve jersey and bib tights from Restrap’s friends at Albion Cycling along with a Restrap Bar Pack. 

Restrap Solstice Century 2021

The competition is open worldwide and as with previous editions the challenge will be hosted on Restrap’s social media platforms - Facebook, Instagram, Twitter and on its Strava club.

You have until 23:59GMT on 19/12/21 to sign up to the event and receive the chance to claim a patch.

14 December 2021, 11:48
Rapha Gone Racing - Cape Epic 2021

The Alt Tour is not all Lachlan Morton's been up to this year, he also did the Cape Epic — the "world's toughest mountain bike race" (according to Rapha). To be fair, it's hard to argue when you hear what it entails...seven stages and a prologue across sinuous single track and dusty farm roads with the added complication of the South African heat and occasional downpour. And for an added twist, all the riders compete in pairs...

14 December 2021, 11:27
New do-it-all bag launched for Bromptons
2021 Restrap City Loader for Bromptons

The new £149.99 Restrap City Loader is said to offer the rugged practicality Restrap’s bags are known for, in a design that will handle whatever the everyday Brompton rider needs. “We know that city life demands us to be flexible and the City Loader is built to match. Spare clothes? Groceries? A stove and bivvi bag? The City Loader can do it all,” says Restrap. 

A removable shoulder strap and carry handle at the rear of the bag make the City Loader comfortable and convenient when off the bike, says Restrap.

With two 100% waterproof, fold-closure compartments this bag offers up to 20 litres of internal storage and is mounted to a Brompton front carrier block via a unique integrated fitting.

2021 Restrap City Loader for Bromptons

The main compartment is secured by an adjustable fastening strap with a Fidlock buckle, which offers additional external storage for a jacket or dry bag. If you’ve got a smaller load, compression straps on the sides of the bag act to keep the bag compact. Then, accessories like bottles or locks can be stored in the side pockets. 

14 December 2021, 11:12
Mathieu van der Poel postpones cyclo-cross return due to ongoing knee issue
Matthieu van der Poel Canyon Inflite Worlds-2

I assume when they say 'knee injury' they really mean Van der Poel is back in his engineer's lab having a software update ahead of 2022. Only joking... the world champ has pushed back his return to the cyclo-cross scene by a week, which means his seasonal debut will be at that mega clash with Wout van Aert and Tom Pidcock on Boxing Day in Dendermonde.

> No Oscars here... Mathieu van der Poel stars in cringeworthy window shopping sponsor video

He had been set to return this weekend at the home World Cup round in Rucphen, the Netherlands, but it was not meant to be...

"This has been decided by the rider and team management after consulting with the team’s performance and medical staff," Alpecin-Fenix explained. "The main reason for this is the healing process of his knee injury which takes longer than initially anticipated, as a result of which he has not yet been able to complete specific cyclo-cross training."

14 December 2021, 10:59
Roadside repairs

They're not just for the pros racking up the winter miles in Tenerife either...

Richard Glazer said they've got two self-funded ones in Farringdon, Oxfordshire, while George Harrison said he'd seen some in Scotland.

Others shared their roadside workstand photos from Lake Garda to Poland via Las Vegas, Alsace, New York and Cork. That rhymed.

14 December 2021, 10:49
Lachlan Morton's Alt Tour jersey eBay auction hits $3.5k
Lachlan Morton Alt Tour eBay auction

One day to go...

If you've got a spare $3,500 (£2,644) you can get this well-worn EF-Education Nippo jersey in time for Christmas. You'll have competition though...there have been 82 bids so far for the jersey worn by Lachlan Morton during his Alt Tour. The auction closes at 12:45pm tomorrow.

For a deep dive into just how hard the challenge was, take a read of our feature comparing Lachlan's Whoop data to the numbers the EF-Education Nippo riders selected for the actual Tour put out...including an incredibly rare 20.8 out of 21 on Whoop's strain scale.

14 December 2021, 09:45
Remember this shocker? Helicopter ER on Really 10pm tonight

Timothy Egerton's squirrel-induced crash got a lot of attention on the site back in the early summer. It's getting an airing on Really's Helicopter ER tonight at 10 too. That's channel 17 on Freeview, 142 on Sky or 128 on Virgin.

> Cyclist breaks cheekbone in high-speed crash with squirrel

 Timothy hit the scampering squirrel near Keighley in West Yorkshire while he was riding at 30 to 35mph. We often joke a rogue squirrel or pheasant is about as bad as British wildlife gets (to the amusement of our US and Australia-based readers)...but in this case it turned out to be very dangerous, leaving Timothy with two fractures in his cheekbone and no memory of the impact. The squirrel did not survive.

Give it a watch tonight...

14 December 2021, 08:51
Jeremy Vine + gas horn + London drivers = fantastic entertainment

If you've been a live blog regular over the past few years you'll know how often Jeremy Vine finds himself dodging dangerous drivers as he makes his way around the capital. Well, the broadcaster and radio presenter may have found the solution to his problems...an extremely loud solution...

Strapping a gas horn to your handlebars might not be the most aerodynamic choice, but for getting other road users' attention it seems to be alright. Vine was able to let these drivers (and every pedestrian in the area) know exactly where he was.

> Video: Driver turns across Jeremy Vine’s path on new pop-up bike lane

"And that's just the first day," Vine told us...we'll be keeping our eyes peeled for more of his air horn adventures.

It's safe to say this taxi driver would have got a blast of the horn...back in April, Vine shared a clip of a driver inexplicably ignoring road markings and pulling out on him. "Idiotic mistake by me this morning as I forgot that road markings are not operational on Piccadilly," the Vine on 5 host told his Twitter followers...

Dan is the road.cc news editor and has spent the past four years writing stories and features, as well as (hopefully) keeping you entertained on the live blog. Having previously written about nearly every other sport under the sun for the Express, and the weird and wonderful world of non-league football for the Non-League Paper, Dan joined road.cc in 2020. Come the weekend you'll find him labouring up a hill, probably with a mouth full of jelly babies, or making a bonk-induced trip to a south of England petrol station... in search of more jelly babies.

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IanEdward | 2 years ago
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Hmm, I use thumbs to fit tubeless all the time, perhaps at the ripe old age of 38 I've finally found something I'm good at 😁

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AlsoSomniloquism | 2 years ago
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I see the BBC have put bottom feeding ambulance chaser and person who likes to get people off  who actually severely speed Mr poophole on. 

Mr Freeman should have been asked why, if he considers himself such an expert on road safety, he keeps on defending people who did dangerously speed but he will argue for them to get off and continue to dangerously speed instead of telling them to slow down in the future. But of course the BBC decided to have him on, have no-one refute the claims he makes, mention anything about him only literally scraping the deadline by making up many many lies in the last few weeks or asked him why he was equivalating the driving he makes his living defending with cycles that are no where near as dangerous and cannot get to speeds he was claiming. 

His appearance doesn't need to be seen on iplayer though. 

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Steve K replied to Lance ꜱtrongarm | 2 years ago
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Garage at Large wrote:

Top-rated lawyer and road safety expert Nick Freeman featured on both BBC North West tonight and the general BBC website (https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-59649900) discussing his petition for cyclist registrations. Mr Freeman said "While there are many responsible cyclists [like Nige] there are still too many who ride with little respect for the rules of the road." His appearance on BBC TV can be seen on iPlayer at https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0012kyk/north-west-tonight-evenin..., around 13 minutes in. The feature, which begins with footage of cyclists breaking the law with impunity, is well worth a watch.

I've not watched the video, but the article seems little more than the BBC publishing a press release from Freeman.  I'm not sure how you can describe a petition that has now closed and barely scraped over the 10,000 as 'gathering momentum'. 

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HoarseMann replied to Steve K | 2 years ago
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But car numberplates don't identify the driver, just the registered keeper. Maybe they should identify the driver?

When you pass your test you get your personal driver plates and you have to attach/remove them from your car everytime you use it? They could be a nice fluoro high-viz colour too!

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Steve K replied to HoarseMann | 2 years ago
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HoarseMann wrote:

But car numberplates don't identify the driver, just the registered keeper. Maybe they should identify the driver?

When you pass your test you get your personal driver plates and you have to attach/remove them from your car everytime you use it? They could be a nice fluoro high-viz colour too!

This is an especially relevant point, given that Freeman has used loopholes around identifying who was the driver to get his clients off.

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HoarseMann replied to Steve K | 2 years ago
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Steve K wrote:

This is an especially relevant point, given that Freeman has used loopholes around identifying who was the driver to get his clients off.

Just think of the amount of bureaucracy it would save the likes of Manchester United. They wouldn't need to keep detailled records of who was driving Sir Alex F.'s car.

Especially as he's very generous with it and lends it out all the time! 

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Grahamd replied to HoarseMann | 2 years ago
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Switzerland manage this fine.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vehicle_registration_plates_of_Switzerland

The vehicle license number plates are assigned to the car owner and not to the vehicle. If the owner changes the vehicle, the same vehicle license number plates are attached to the new vehicle

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mdavidford replied to Grahamd | 2 years ago
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Although you can still borrow someone else's car. It seems like you're supposed to inform the authorities if someone else is going to drive it, but most people don't bother. The important question, though, is whether they're any better at holding the registered owner responsible for offences, or if you can still get away with saying 'I don't know who was driving it'.

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IanMK replied to HoarseMann | 2 years ago
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It seems very strange that in a country that has constantly rejected the idea of people carrying identity cards, a press that coined the phrase "nanny state" and a Convervative party where 99 MPs voted against "Covid Passports", anyone would think that any citizen should have to display a number that identified them to the world was a good idea. Worse still this idea appears to come from people that would probably identify as libertarian.

I'll stop there before I invoke Godwin's law......

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chrisonabike replied to IanMK | 2 years ago
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At least Mussolini made cyclists stop at red lights...! (darn, that's done it now).

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AlsoSomniloquism | 2 years ago
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Not asking cyclists to submit camera data but apparently if you do Dashcam footage from your Car, it seems to work with prosectutions on the standard of driving. Unless as NMOTD 671 shows the Police think there was nothing wrong with the standard of driving when against cycles.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-59657711

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nniff | 2 years ago
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chrisonabike replied to nniff | 2 years ago
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Silent (ish) but deadly!

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quiff | 2 years ago
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Suspect this will be unpopular, but here goes anyway... I don't subscribe to the view that Jeremy Vine deliberately cycles into trouble to generate video content, but in that particular video, he did seem quite keen to get footage of him using his new horn. Particularly in the second example, approaching what he has clearly identified as a potential hazard, he takes his right hand off the bar a long time in advance and chooses to cover the horn instead of his front brake. If you can do both at the same time, fine, but if I had to choose, it would be brake every time.     

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mdavidford replied to quiff | 2 years ago
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I think he's initially covered the horn because he spotted the dark car 'nosing out' and suspected it might pull out on him. Then before he's removed it after realising it wasn't going to move, he spots the 'developing hazard' of the light car haring round towards him with no intention of stopping.

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quiff replied to mdavidford | 2 years ago
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That's how I read it too. But, even for the dark car, I think I'd have been covering brake rather than horn - especially as I got closer to it.     

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Jenova20 replied to quiff | 2 years ago
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quiff wrote:

Suspect this will be unpopular, but here goes anyway... I don't subscribe to the view that Jeremy Vine deliberately cycles into trouble to generate video content, but in that particular video, he did seem quite keen to get footage of him using his new horn. Particularly in the second example, approaching what he has clearly identified as a potential hazard, he takes his right hand off the bar a long time in advance and chooses to cover the horn instead of his front brake. If you can do both at the same time, fine, but if I had to choose, it would be brake every time.     

I can sympathise with your view, based on cycling advice I was given. Right or wrong - if you're around bad drivers no one cares if you were in the right if you're dead. This however, doesn't excuse bad driving and so it's unfair to attack Jeremy in this situation.

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Tom_77 | 2 years ago
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Motorist jailed for running over cyclist who spat on his car - https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/dec/14/motorist-jailed-for-runn...

Alan Moult, 74, jailed for 18 months after road rage incident that broke Nick Cook’s pelvis and ribs

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the little onion replied to Tom_77 | 2 years ago
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This is a serious miscarriage of justice - the driver was charged with causing serious injury by dangerous driving, i.e. a driving offence, whereas in any sane world he would have been charged with GBH. 

 

I note this thug will be free to drive his car, possibly once again deliberately at other road users, after a paltry 3 year ban. Should be a life time ban for using a vehicle as a weapon.

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SimoninSpalding replied to the little onion | 2 years ago
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Do all banned drivers have to pass a test to regain their licence? If so he will be 77 by that point so it may have the effect of a lifetime ban. If it isn't automatic to have to pass a test, why not?

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Tom_77 replied to the little onion | 2 years ago
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the little onion wrote:

This is a serious miscarriage of justice - the driver was charged with causing serious injury by dangerous driving, i.e. a driving offence, whereas in any sane world he would have been charged with GBH. 

 

I note this thug will be free to drive his car, possibly once again deliberately at other road users, after a paltry 3 year ban. Should be a life time ban for using a vehicle as a weapon.

I'm not convinced that the sentence would have been any different if he'd been charged with GBH. Compare it with this - https://road.cc/content/news/man-who-punched-cyclist-leaving-him-partial...

28 months for GBH. The victim ended up partially sighted in his left eye and with a metal plate in his jaw. The defendant had previous convictions for robbery and battery.

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Robert Hardy replied to Tom_77 | 2 years ago
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There should be a difference, it is perhaps unreasonable to consider a punch to the face, though occasionally unfortunately lethal, as an expression of lethal intent, where as deliberately accelerating a nearly 2 tonne motor vehicle into a human being should have no other interpretation.

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Robert Hardy replied to the little onion | 2 years ago
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Accelerating a 1850kg vehicle at a human being in anger with the intention of running them down is fully equivalent to pointing a shot gun at their face in anger and deliberately pulling the trigger. The prosecution should have been for attempted murder.

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brooksby replied to Tom_77 | 2 years ago
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You beat me to it!

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... Moult had lost his temper when Cook accidentally collided with his vehicle at a set of traffic lights after a bin lorry stopped suddenly in front of him.

Dashcam footage recorded Moult’s wife, Irene, begging him to avoid the confrontation as Moult sped after the victim, blaming him for damaging the wing mirror on his Freelander.

“It’s not worth it – don’t, love,” she said.

He ignored her and caught up with Cook to argue with him on the roadside. After Cook spat on the Land Rover bonnet, Moult got back in the driver’s seat, put his foot down and crushed the victim under the wheels of the car, Minshull Street crown court in Manchester heard.

As Cook lay seriously injured, Moult called him a “prick”.

The victim was left with his pelvis broken in two places, six broken ribs and a punctured liver. He later lost his job and is now too scared to cycle. He still cannot bend over to tie his shoelaces, the court heard.

Absolutely disguisting.  And, as the Onion has said, this ought to have been treated as a violent act not 'just' (?) as a driving offence.

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Hirsute | 2 years ago
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Anyone who recalls the previous joy of non fungible tokens being discussed here may be interested that an ape nft was sold for 3000 USD and not 300000 USD due to a typo. Somehow they lost money on something that doesn't exist or something. Anyhow I'm not buying any fungible or non fungible stuff.

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chrisonabike replied to Hirsute | 2 years ago
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Funghible tokens are a load of rot...

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Fishpastesarnie replied to Hirsute | 2 years ago
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Cash is a fungible token so as you don't want any I am pleased to take it of your hands. I'll even do it for free. 😉

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wycombewheeler replied to Fishpastesarnie | 2 years ago
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Fishpastesarnie wrote:

Cash is a fungible token so as you don't want any I am pleased to take it of your hands. I'll even do it for free. 😉

I feel you've missed the joke from the fun guy above.

Or did I miss the news where they are now making cash out of mushrooms?

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SimoninSpalding | 2 years ago
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Glad to hear that Timothy is on the mend, but I think we should also have a moment of quiet reflection for hawkinspeter's relative, gone too soon.😥

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chrisonabike replied to SimoninSpalding | 2 years ago
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SimoninSpalding wrote:

Glad to hear that Timothy is on the mend, but I think we should also have a moment of quiet reflection for hawkinspeter's relative, gone too soon.😥

Totally agree. The hedgehogs will avenge though.

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