While other cities press ahead with proven methods to provide space on their streets for cycling, London constantly gets distracted by bonkers schemes that look pretty but couldn't possibly work. That's the message of an article by influential urban designer Mikael Colville-Andersen who calls London the "Village Idiot of Urban Innovation".
Colville-Andersen says he sees progress toward livable cities and the reduction in the dominance of the car in city streets all over the world. He quotes the Mayor of Paris until last year, Bertrand Delanoë, who said, "The fact is that cars no longer have a place in the big cities of our time".
But despite the hope he sees, Colville-Andersen also sees "wackiness to make you roll your eyes" from the class idiot, "the kid … who isn't paying attention and disrupts everyone else with unruly behaviour and lame jokes that fall flat and do little to garner respect.
"In the realm of modernising transport in our cities, it would seem that the kid is London."
What's the British capital done to earn this derision?
Colville-Andersen is aghast that schemes to take cyclists off London's streets keep being proposed and apparently being taken seriously.
Three recent London cycling infrastructure proposal have him replacing his printer ink with vitriol.
First up, Norman Foster's SkyCycle, above, which he says puts "cyclists on a shelf at the behest of Motordom. Keeping those rascals off the streets and offering them little access to things like... oh I don't know... shops, schools, cafés, restaurants, businesses, workplaces."
It'd be a £220 million folly, he says that would would take cyclists off the streets and remove them from the urban fabric and places they need to go. Fortunately, SkyCycle was shot down in 2014 by mayor Boris Johnson.
At £600 million, Colville-Andersen's next target has the same problem, but costs even more. It's the River Cycleway Consortium's floating cycleway on the River Thames.
"I don't even know where to start with this one," Colville-Andersen writes. "The rendering, above, doesn't even have any off ramps. Is it recreational? Who knows. Who cares. Another architect so far removed from the reality of life in cities."
Over at CityLab, Feargus O'Sullivan knows where to start. He writes: "The proposal isn’t just wrong. It’s a whole club sandwich of wrongness, made up of many delectable layers of stupid."
The cost of the floating cycleway would be enough to build a segregated network all over London; it would rise and fall with the tides; it'd be buffeted by boat wakes; and by connecting two business centres - Canary Wharf and central London - it would ignore the thing many Londoners use bikes for, commuting.
Next up, Colville-Andersen takes aim at the most recent wacky cycling infrastructure idea, the London Underline, which would turn disused tunnels under the city into bike routes.
"Welcome to Watership Down for cyclists," he writes. "THIS is what Fiver envisioned that scared him so much while at Sandlewood. If the Skycycle and the river thing seem inconvenient and out of touch with reality, words fail me for this one."
What these schemes share, he says, is overcomplication and a failure to provide for the way people actually use streets.
He writes: "If you look at innovation regarding bicycle infrastructure, you'll notice that it always prioritizes cyclists and serves a practical, logical function.
"You'll also notice that they are simple in nature. Simple, rational and functional. Based on an understanding of how bicycles in cities used to work, still work and can work.
"Innovation in cities is simple. Use 7000 years of experience. It's right there. It's free. It works. Truly smart cities don't overcomplicate."
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Using the old mail tunnels is not such a bad idea - but why not use them for what they where intended. I'am sure that with a modern computerised frieght container system with more or less robotic handling systems, they could take nearly all the urban delivery lorries off the roads.
couple that to restricted numbers of licensed driverless vehicles - that always stay in lane never RLJ or break speed limits - then the roads would be safe for the thing they were intended for; pedestrians, horses and cyclists.
MC-A is wrong. These ideas aren't being taken seriously.
Next.
"These ideas are about architects thinking out loud... what if... I wonder if we could...
It's incredibly important to give architects the opportunity just to to play with concepts and idea - to bring imagination and vision. Sometimes the most impractical idea in the sketchbook can evolve into something great."
Thus explaining why architecture is so irrelevant to most people these days. We want simple, practical, cheap and pretty ideas that work first time please, not useless expensive impractical fantasies that distract attention from what needs to be done to stop people being killed in their hundreds every year.
Maybe encouraging growth in other cities around the country, rather than abolishing regional development agencies and slashing metropolitan council budgets, might have had an impact on reducing the pressures on London's streets?
As an outsider, London seems to have become a victim of its own success, and the only plans seem to involve more of the same, so it seems reasonable to expect that any current problems on the roads will just get worse.
I've got to call out the media for reporting these bonkers schemes as 'the answer' when the 'the answer' has been successfully being implemented for decades in many other European cities. Changing priorities is what is truly revolutionary.
One of the problems in London is that some of the stuff gets funded and built- the enormous money black hole that is the "Garden Bridge" is one example, the dangleway is another.
We know how to design proper infrastructure. The Dutch ably demonstrate how to do it, and the new E-W and N-S superhighways represent understanding of the principles. Meanwhile, schemes that will never get built such as the Skyways or Underline frankly embarrass both those who propose them and those that breathlessly report on them due to their basic technical infeasibility- the Skyways forgets about overbridges and accessing the "system" when the railway is on an embankment whilst the Underline tunnels turn out to be in use or unusably short. Even a little bit of research or thought would have shown this.
The simplest thing to do is to make it so uncomfortable for motorists and so much more comfortable for cyclists and pedestrians that they are literally enticed out of their vehicles.
Increase the number of segregated cycle lanes exponentially; take the space for them away from the space for motors; reduce street parking to zero; slow driver speeds to 10mph.
Livingstone started this project when he pedestrianised Trafalgar Square and cut some of London's rat runs. We can continue to make cycling more appealing through low cost actions. Let's do it.
Apart from the mention of increasing the number of segregated lanes, which should be unnecessary, I agree. I particularly like the idea of banning on-street parking in city centres because this would also result in revealing the architectural beauty of many buildings, currently ruined by the visual pollution of cars with their garish colours, and by ugly street furniture.
People do genuinely need to bring motor vehicles into towns from time to time, so some loading and unloading provision is necessary, along with a relatively small number of underground car parks.
I would go further and fine people for driving through city centres. The technology is available for ensuring that anyone driving into a city centre takes up a pre-booked place in a car park and leaves it there for substantially the duration of the booking, thus making it inconvenient and expensive to drive through the centre.
Obviously some details need thinking through, but probably far fewer than building a floating sky-tunnel out of old tubes.
For me the aim is not to make cycling more appealing, but to make cities more appealing - separating bikes and cars in a way that increases the car-carrying capacity of the roads would mean more cars in the cities, more pollution, more no-go areas for people not in cars, and so on.
How about not making any more cycle paths ? why not just slow motor vehicles right down in public places to the point that most people will prefer to cycle.
Have all cars fitted with a limiter so that they can only go 15mph maximum in built up places.
What with google self drive cars and other new technology the above idea is possible and more than likely will be the fact for safety reasons.
The future is bicycles it's just that the planners don't know it properly yet. Even in the planning of cycle paths cyclist are thought of as 2nd class road users. Come to Brighton to see some of the cycle paths there and once you have peeled yourself off the floor with laughter you will realise how strange some town and road planners really are.
Anyway it's not cycle paths that are needed what is needed is showers in every workplace and bicycle parks to keep peoples bikes safe.
Just out of interest can anybody tell me how many public bicycle parks there are for storing your bike safely in London and other major cities in the UK when visiting a city by bike ?
I would like to cycle to London sometime but where do I store my bike and get a shower when I do this?
Have I gone out on a tangent ? I usually do when replying to these issues.
Well for example I am visiting the London Bike Show tomorrow. I will be traveling up from Brighton. If I was to cycle up it would take me between 3 and 5 hours by bike its 60 miles. By train it will take me between 2.5 hours and 3,5 hours to get to my destination the cost in travel by walking/train/tube is extortionate.
Much more fun to cycle & I am sure if I was fitter there might be occasions where it would be faster to cycle even over this great distance.
So time for some deeper thinking about what cyclists need.
I know in Japan they have underground bike parks for example.
If you google showers for cyclists you will see that some universities in London offer cycle parks and showers for it's students.
What about making this idea the law for businesses over a certain size. Offer grants to smaller companies that would also like to do the same thing.
You see I can't help thinking that all these cycle paths are a waste of money again if you have been to Brighton it looks like someone has just gone mental with the road painting machine for the sake of it. Our towns and cities will be much more pleasant places once we have reduced the use of the motor vehicle in them.
Sorry thinking aloud But that point about safe and secure cycle parking and showers in work places etc is a good one don't you think ? Oh bugger I guess it's easier to get the road paint machine out than really do the right things #lipservice.
20mph would be better, I don't want all these big two tonner mobile road blocks slowing me down.
I've been a member of this temporarily while our showers and changing rooms at work have been upgraded:
http://www.h2bikerun.co.uk
It's very convenient, especially being able to hire a permanent locker. More of them would be great.
We've got our showers back at work now so I'll be cancelling my membership, but more of this type of thing, with corporate membership options, would make it easier for companies to provide for cyclists.
There's a place for big budget cycling projects. They are called Velodromes, race tracks, leisure routes, skate parks, pump tracks and trail centres. Money for this should come from sports, tourism and leisure funding as it is necessary to separate this from spending on infrastructure as they are not the same thing.
What the urban cyclist, cycle commuters, utility cyclists and people on bikes in general need is simple consistent road layouts that clearly prioritise cyclist safety especially at junctions and a joined up network of well maintained off-road routes with signage aimed at pedestrians (walk to the right, don't block the whole road) and dog users (short lead, pick up your shit) along side every "cyclists slow down" sign.
The other cheap and easy fixes are to enforce collision avoidance systems in new vehicles and existing commercial fleets, extending the HSE's power to road safety (someone dies on a road it gets investigated with a view to preventing future occurrences), introduce strict liability for insurance/legal purposes, increase fines to both individuals who kill/injure and to make fleet operators pay a statutory £10 million in compensation for each death, in effect bringing about a zero tolerance approach to industrial accidents on the road.
This is very silly. Anywhere can have ridiculous 'concepts'. Concepts are cheap, and I don't think you can reasonably blame London for them. If anyone you could blame the media for paying attention to them.
I still don't think the skycycle is completely mad. Yes, the big vision is, the idea of building a massive network across London above the railways would be expensive and unnecessary.
However, I'm convinced that there are many opportunities to open up the relatively wide corridors we use for our railways with parallel cycle networks. I think the only reason we don't consider this more is because the land is owned by network rail, and so it's a complex matter for councils to propose and implement.
Makes more sense to put the cars underground.
I think the issue is what is trying to be achieved. There is some merit in the architects plans, but only if you are looking to find a way for cyclists to travel from outer London to inner London.....as the planner points out, this gives little access to everything in between, but excellent if you need to make your 10-15 mile commute from Epping to Central London. But something needs to be done at local levels. The answer will not be an easy one to incorporate, something akin to the reconstruction of 19th century Paris.
The problem with London is that cars have priority because our politicans are Tories who gets chauffeured around, so instead of common sense like making really busy streets no car zones, they come up with impracticial ideas that costs millions to keep bikes out of the way of cars.
The problem with London is that cars have priority because our politican are Tories who gets chauffeured around, so instead of common sense like making really busy streets no car zones, they come up with impracticial ideas that costs millions to keep bikes out of the way of cars.
The problem with London is that cars have priority because our politican are Tories who gets chauffeured around, so instead of common sense like making really busy streets no car zones, they come up with impracticial ideas that costs millions to keep bikes out of the way of cars.
Keep your party politics out of this. At least Boris and Cameron have bikes. I don't think I've ever seen a labour MP, PM or liberal cycle. So I don't see what you're inherent bias against them has to do with this.
The problem is not party politics, but politics itself.
My personal experience at the local level is that the Liberals tend to be the most directly supportive and the most likely to be cyclists themselves. Labour and Tory are very similar, you'll find cyclists in both and that can be useful, but they both have lots of people who haven't got a clue.
It isn't a particularly party political issue, and that can be both helpful and problematic. I'm still very disappointed with the positions at the national level, but at the local level you really can't make any assumptions about support based on party allegiance.
Oh, except that the UKIP candidate will hate you. That's a pretty good bet.
This is a crap article, surely we should be pushing the boundaries constantly, one of these "crazy" ideas might just be a winner.
Spot on, I remember well all the fantastic measures put in place during the last Labour administration...........
Not at all. On the contrary the article is a fair comment - most of those ideas are bad for exactly the reasons outlined. None of them is going to be a winner, don't be silly.
"Pushing the boundaries" is not in itself a value, if you only push them in one useless direction - that of getting bikes out of the way of cars while demonstrating you don't understand what the point of cycling is.
Though I'm not sure whether those ideas are worth lambasting either, as the one thing one can usually be sure of when they come up is that they will never actually happen. Its just froth, commercially-ambitious professionals trying to attract attention and publicity.
(I'm not that bothered about whether its 'the Tories' or not, not every issue slots neatly into party politics)
Nothing wrong with new ideas. None of those proposals are close to being funded, but some day perhaps someones 'crazy idea' might turn out to be brilliant?
The REAL problem is the half arsed 'bit of paint' excuse-for-infrastructure we are often lumbered with.
...thus speaks a planner rather than an architect.
These ideas are about architects thinking out loud... what if... I wonder if we could...
It's incredibly important to give architects the opportunity just to to play with concepts and idea - to bring imagination and vision. Sometimes the most impractical idea in the sketchbook can evolve into something great.
But this is a planner who knows the topic of cycling infrastructure rather well. And he's absolutely correct in that all of these suggested concepts are utterly useless, as well as being massively expensive. Having revolutionary ideas is crucial, but all of these ones are a waste of time.
Agreed. These architects' ideas are largely a bit of free publicity (so the wackier the better). Think 'out of the box' by all means but apply a little quality control to your self-indulgence.