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“There is no war on cars. There is a war on bikes”: Cyclists react to Grant Shapps’ “hugely damaging” number plates and speed limits pledge; Cyprus introduces mandatory helmet law; F1 star prefers rim brakes; ‘But cyclists’ special + more on the live blog

It’s Wednesday and Ryan Mallon is here with all the cycling news and views on your middle-of-the-week live blog. So, where’s the best place to buy number plates?

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17 August 2022, 16:20
“This is so depressing”: Readers react to Grant Shapps’ cycling proposals

I’m sure you’re as shocked as I am to find that the ‘Grant Shapps endorses cycling number plates (or does he?)’ story has dominated the comments section of today’s live blog.

Here’s a selection of your thoughts on what has clearly been the story of the day (just look at the road.cc homepage – there are more stories on Grant Shapps than the man himself has had pseudonyms…):

road.cc reader Surreyrider asked what we were all thinking: “Just wondering if a bike with stabilisers would need a registration plate and if so whether the DVLA will expect the four-year-old owner to complete form to get one.”

Tigersnapper has an ingeniuous solution just in case Shapps’ proposals ever come to fruition: “Perhaps we ought to have 1.5m long number plates sticking out on the offside.  At least we'd get space from overtaking motor vehicles then.”

Hutchdaddy also noted some of the flaws in the proposals, writing: “Yes please let's have number plates, enforcement of speed, and red light jumping for cycles. To implement all that we will need even more cameras on the road which will also catch a lot more drivers that currently get away with speeding, jumping red lights etc.

“The downside will be that we will have to listen to even more drivers bleating on about how hard done with they are and how the speed camera was in the wrong place and it should be where they won't get caught and... yawn yawn yawn.

“I'd be much happier to have conversations about road safety with non-cyclists if they didn't insist on being so patronising.”

Eburtthebike reckons the whole thing is down to Brexit – or more specifically, how certain sections of the media have popularised and championed ‘popular’ movements in recent years.

“Nobody used to be concerned about EU membership,” he says. “In polls about what bothered people, it didn't even make the top ten.  Then the DM, Farrage and Banks and other off-shore non-domiciled for tax purposes billionaires started stirring things, lying, taking money from Russia and lying again, again and again, and suddenly it was an issue.

“I'm sure cyclists wouldn't have registered on most people's list of things to worry about a few years ago, but I'm sure that has risen after the lies published by pretty much the same papers with the same non-resident owners, that it would now make the top ten.

“We absolutely need to regulate the media in this country, starting by not allowing foreign residents to own any.”

Peted76 then summed the whole sorry affair up: “This is so depressing to read today. I don't think it'll become anything, but FFS it really is… I just can't.”

He then used a four letter word to describe Mr Shapps, which I won’t repeat here…

17 August 2022, 16:11
My eyes, my eyes! Is this the world’s ugliest bike?
17 August 2022, 15:43
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Rugby World Cup winner Martin Johnson takes on the Wild Atlantic Way for charity

England’s 2003 Rugby World Cup winning captain Martin Johnson is once again taking to two wheels as he joins Leicestershire and Rutland’s Hope Against Cancer charity for their latest ‘Tour de Hope’ cycling challenge in September.

The event will see riders from across the UK take on Ireland’s Wild Atlantic Way, covering 570 kilometres of rugged and scenic coastline in the west of the island.

Keen cyclist Johnson – who has competed at the Revolution track events, previewed sportive courses with David Millar, and even attempted to break a world record for most bike in a line – will join the team for the final two days of their epic ride.

Martin Johnson Tour de Hope

“We are proud and honoured that Martin has chosen to take part in this exhilarating challenge,” says Hope Against Cancer’s CEO Nigel Rose.

“Like all charities, Hope faces an increasingly uphill struggle itself in these difficult times - and having a sports super-star participate in this event will help us raise awareness for our continuing efforts.”

Since its foundation in 2003, the charity has funded numerous cutting-edge research projects in partnership with Leicester University and the Leicester Hospitals. They have also funded the original construction and recent doubling in capacity of the Hope Cancer Trials Centre, where treatments not yet available throughout the NHS open pathways to new and improved patient outcomes.

You can support the Tour de Hope and donate to Hope Against Cancer here.

17 August 2022, 15:27
All grown up and racing the Vuelta

In happier pro cycling news, the Vuelta starts in 48 hours – and Ethan Hayter and Fred Wright are racing it!

(Good job these two race on teams where there’s not even the faintest whiff of anything untoward… Cycling, eh?)

17 August 2022, 15:05
A glimpse into the road.cc newsroom this week…

Simon’s on fire with the tweets today:

17 August 2022, 14:24
Nairo Quintana 2022 TDF (Zac Williams/SWpix.com)
“Quite sad that still not everyone wants to follow the rules”: Riders and fans react to Nairo Quintana tramadol positive

The news that former Giro d’Italia and Vuelta a España winner Nairo Quintana has tested positive for tramadol, resulting in his disqualification from last month’s Tour de France, has shocked a cycling world seemingly no longer used to its star names falling foul of the drug testers.

> Nairo Quintana sanctioned by UCI for tramadol infringement

According to the UCI’s statement today, the Arkéa–Samsic climber – who finished sixth at this year’s Tour – tested positive for tramadol on the days of the crucical stages to La Planche des Belles Filles and the Col du Granon, where the Colombian was the only rider able to stay within a minute of the rampant Jonas Vingegaard.

The controversial painkiller was banned by the UCI in 2019, but is not currently on WADA’s list of performance enhancing substances (which may prove interesting if Quintana chooses to appeal his sanction).

In 2016, disgraced former Team Sky pro Jonathan Tiernan-Locke claimed that British Cycling “freely offered” tramadol to the country’s riders at the 2012 UCI Road World Championships.

The Movement for Credible Cycling (MPCC) – a voluntary organisation adhering to stricter anti-doping guidelines and of which Arkéa–Samsic are part – has been campaigning since 2013 for tramadol to be banned, claiming that its painkilling effects have led to an increase in crashes in the peloton.

Controversies concerning suspected doping practices have dogged Quintana in recent years since his move to Arkéa–Samsic from Movistar, where he achieved his grand tour successes.

2021 Tour de France Arkea Samsic Quintana Canyon Aeroad - 1

> Two in custody as Arkea-Samsic manager distances team from doping probe

Quintana’s hotel room was searched at the 2020 Tour de France, while two members of his French team were taken into custody as part of an anti-doping investigation. The team distanced itself from the raid, claiming that it was aimed at “a very limited number of riders, as well as their close entourage”, and Quintana denied any wrongdoing after no illegal substances were found.

With the 32-year-old set to start the Vuelta on Friday, this week’s positive test will not, however, result in a ban, as tests for tramadol form part of the UCI’s medical checks and do not constitute an anti-doping rule violation.

Quintana’s results at the Tour, however, will be stripped, unless he successfully appeals.

(Think of the whole thing like the old haematocrit tests of the 1990s, used to ascertain whether a rider was taking EPO, but unable to prove much beyond the rider’s often ridiculous percentage of red blood cells. Marco Pantani most famously failed that test when he seemed poised to win the 1999 Giro d’Italia. While he had to leave the Cora Rosa, Il Pirata was only ‘banned’ from racing for two weeks and never – officially anyway – tested positive.)

Trek-Segafredo’s Toms Skujiņš tweeted his annoyance that Quintana’s positive test was once again bringing the sport into disrepute, but seemed happy with his belated elevation to the lofty GC heights of 60th at the Tour:

 Cycling author Peter Cossins was one of those questioning Quintana’s future at Arkéa–Samsic, despite his scheduled appearance in Utrecht on Friday:

One Twitter personality, however, is unsurprisingly sticking by Nairoman, through thick and thin:

17 August 2022, 13:55
I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?
17 August 2022, 13:26
Cycling UK says Shapps’ proposals are “impractical and unworkable”

Cycling UK has labelled Grant Shapps’ latest proposals to implement speed limits for cyclists, mandatory cycling insurance, and (maybe, we’re not quite sure) potential number plates for riders as “impractical and unworkable”.

The charity says that the government should be doing more to help people get on their bikes, rather than fixating on policies abandoned by previous administrations.

“These latest proposals to regulate cycling are impractical and unworkable, and have been repeatedly dismissed by successive governments,” says Duncan Dollimore, Cycling UK’s head of campaigns.

“They’re also a complete U-turn on current government policy as laid out last November when Baroness Vere said, ‘the costs of doing so would outweigh the benefits’. Every country which has tried to implement such ideas have soon realised their costly mistake.

“As cost of living ramps up, we’re seeing more people turning to cycling to meet their local transport needs. Rather than proposing expensive barriers to cycling more – both to the exchequer and the individual – we need this government to do more to help people cycle, not less.”

17 August 2022, 12:20
Cyprus introduces mandatory helmet law

From January 2023, cyclists in Cyprus will have to wear a helmet after the country’s parliament passed an amendment to the Bicycles Law last month.

According to the amendment, helmets will soon be mandatory for anyone cycling on the island’s roads, bike paths, cycle corridors and cycle lanes, as well for any passenger carried in a special bike seat.

Under the new law, offenders will face a €50 for failing to comply, while the Registrar of Motor Vehicles has been given the authority to approve or reject helmet types.

Chrysis Pantelides, the MP who initially proposed the amendment, argued that there has been an increase in road traffic collisions involving cyclists, and that a mandatory helmet law could potentially save riders from serious injury or death.

> Cyprus cyclists to be fined for taking hands off handlebars

The new law makes Cyprus only the fourth country in the world, after Argentina, Australia and New Zealand, to introduce a law which enforces helmet use by cyclists.

However, writing in the Cyprus Mail, Friends of the Earth Cyprus president and UCI-registered cycling coach Anastasia Korae opposed the new law and argued: “I myself wear a helmet every time I ride my bicycle in Cyprus or abroad but, considering the scientific evidence and all the examples from so many countries, I cannot defend an island-wide policy because it undermines the huge health, environmental, and social benefits of cycling.

“In reality, numbers show that the health benefits of riding a bicycle outweigh the risks of injury by a ratio ranging from 20:1 to 77:1, and this is a huge cost/benefit score.”

Korae continued: “This law was but a small example of how our parliament legislates by looking at poor or no evidence. A seemingly reasonable argument was all that was needed, and the relevant bill was passed without proper consultation and hardly any time for debate, giving most MPs no chance to shape an informed opinion.”

Cyprus’ new mandatory helmet law comes six years after a range of cycling offences were introduced by the republic’s parliament, including penalties for cycling without both hands on the handlebars unless indicating, cycling in pedestrian areas, towing objects by bike. holding a pet on a lead while cycling, and giving a passenger a lift on a bike.

17 August 2022, 11:32
‘But, but, but cyclists’, part two: Hi-vis edition

I sense a pattern emerging today…

17 August 2022, 10:59
‘But, but, but cyclists, number plates, road tax’: Near Miss of the Day, zebra crossing edition
17 August 2022, 10:50
And now for something completely different: F1 star opts for rim brakes

While we’re all engrossed in the latest episode of The Thick of It (satire truly is dead, isn’t it?), I think it’s time to move today’s live blog onto much more trivial terrain.

(Apologies to road.cc readers HarrogateSpa and SimoninSpalding, who were hoping for a more light-hearted, less angry blog today. I was too, I promise, but then the politicians got in the way…)

So, from one deep-seated and controversial cycling debate to another: rim brakes or disc brakes?

He may be obsessed with braking power and fast cornering in the wet at his day job, but it appears that Formula One star George Russell prefers the easy-to-maintain, cosy traditionalism of rim brakes when he’s out training on two wheels:

The Mercedes driver also seems to have accidentally clicked the ‘2’ option in the shopping basket when he was ordering his new bike from Cannondale…

17 August 2022, 10:30
Might as well be prepared…

Though Grant Shapps and the Department for Transport appear to be as confused as everyone else about the future of bike number plates, cycling author Simon Warren is already one step ahead of the curve:

17 August 2022, 10:06
Compare and contrast: Two stories, same day
17 August 2022, 09:52
Mail leads with number plates headline – But in the Times, Shapps says registration plates for cyclists “would go too far”

So, things have started to get confusing…

We all woke up this morning to a typically bombastic Daily Mail front page, which screamed, in all caps, “Cyclists may need number plates”.

However, in the Times, which also features an interview with Shapps on potential new laws for cyclists, things are a touch more nuanced, as the Guardian’s Peter Walker points out:

While Shapps alludes to the “question of… registration plates and insurance and that sort of thing” during his interview with the Mail, he has told the Times that he is “not attracted to the bureaucracy of registration plates. That would go too far.”

“There is definitely a hard core of cyclists who seem to think the laws of the road don’t apply to them,” he says in the interview. “I do think the Highway Code should be updated to recognise speed limits for cyclists.

“How can it be right that some people are able to break the speed limit and bomb through red lights? The time has come to have a look at a review and potentially update laws so they apply to cyclists as well.”

However, he notes, “I’m a keen cyclist, I’m very proud of the big expansion in the number of miles being cycled. I’m not attracted to the bureaucracy of registration plates. That would go too far.”

road.cc has contacted the Transport Secretary’s press office, who have told us that the statement in the Times is a more accurate reflection of Shapps’ views.

We will update this story when we receive a fuller statement.

17 August 2022, 09:26
Good point...
17 August 2022, 08:54
“Go, Grant, go!” An email from the other side of the bumper

In the interests of balance and impartiality – hey, it’s not the Mail at least – we thought we should share a view from the other side of the fence (or should that be the other side of the two-tonne box of metal?).

Something tells me that the author of this email, Ben, isn’t a regular road.cc reader, though he did feel the need to contact us this morning upon hearing about the Transport Secretary’s new pledge/distraction tactic.

So, here’s Ben’s view, in completely unedited form:

ABOUT BLOODY TIME.

The bleeding heart, woke comments make me puke. 

Sure you have a right to be on the road. But then, "Oh we don't have to follow road laws bcos we're bike riders." Elitist holier-than-though Cretans.  

( insurance)  Sure, why not? You hit someone then pedal off? 

(Presumably this will apply to my three year old daughter riding in our cul de sac?) Is she riding at 35mph on the public street? Social services need to speak to you.

(Downhill with a tail wind I might just break 32kph)  Well done. So no problem with 20 mph limit with you. I'll take that as a yes vote.

(Have the UK politicians just doubled down on being the worst, most out of touch and most incompetent in all time? )  And that's exactly the elitist, above the law attitude the new rules will counter for the safety of the rest of us. "I ride a bike. So I don't have to follow any f**** rules." 

Seems bike riding blows the neurons and gray matter straight out of your ears. Which is curious as some many riders have their ear bunged up with pods so they can't hear any round sounds around them, or pedestrians screaming as Tour de France Tony races across the zebra crossing while people crossing pull up. 

GO GRANT, GO!

17 August 2022, 08:01
“There is no war on cars. There is a war on bikes”: Cyclists react to Grant Shapps’ “hugely damaging” number plates and speed limits pledge

What’s that I hear, drifting out over Whitehall? Another anti-cycling dog whistle?

Transport Secretary Grant Shapps’ latest attempt to not do his job properly/appeal to the 4x4 driving, perpetually angry about all this ‘woke’ stuff, section of the Tory electorate/distract us all from actual serious issues [delete as appropriate] has – rather predictably – gone down like a lead balloon.

In case you missed it late last night, Shapps – just over a week after repeating his pledge to introduce a ‘causing death by dangerous cycling law’ – has once again decided to shift the focus on road safety and infrastructure towards some of the most vulnerable road users, by arguing that cyclists should be insured, carry licence plates on their bikes, and be subject to the same speed limits as motorists.

Oh, and by making sure that position was splashed all over this morning's front page of the Daily Mail.

While Shapps’ latest cycling-related pledge may simply prove a rather desperate ploy to win the affections of the Mail’s readership, the fact that it’s made front page headlines – or even been mentioned at all – has been described as “hugely damaging” by those within the cycling community.

ITV’s cycling commentator Ned Boulting noted the sad irony of it all:

 The Guardian’s Peter Walker, meanwhile, described Shapps’ pledge – and the potential real-life effects of it – as “incredibly alarming”:

 Transport commentator Christian Wolmar argued that Shapps was “just playing to the base” and that the whole thing was “pathetic”:

 Other cyclists were as equally unimpressed:

Ryan joined road.cc in December 2021 and since then has kept the site’s readers and listeners informed and enthralled (well at least occasionally) on news, the live blog, and the road.cc Podcast. After boarding a wrong bus at the world championships and ruining a good pair of jeans at the cyclocross, he now serves as road.cc’s senior news writer. Before his foray into cycling journalism, he wallowed in the equally pitiless world of academia, where he wrote a book about Victorian politics and droned on about cycling and bikes to classes of bored students (while taking every chance he could get to talk about cycling in print or on the radio). He can be found riding his bike very slowly around the narrow, scenic country lanes of Co. Down.

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BalladOfStruth replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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Yeah, he has a fantstic way of tricking the caller into deconstructing, analysing, and then defeating their own arguments.

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mdavidford replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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Also, if it's only the Cretan cyclists that are causing a problem (not sure what they've done to upset him particularly) it seems like a very large sledgehammer to crack a very small nut.

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Hirsute replied to mdavidford | 1 year ago
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Cretans are always liars, evil brutes, lazy gluttons.

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hawkinspeter replied to mdavidford | 1 year ago
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mdavidford wrote:

Also, if it's only the Cretan cyclists that are causing a problem (not sure what they've done to upset him particularly) it seems like a very large sledgehammer to crack a very small nut.

Do they mean just cyclists born in Crete, or is it cyclists of any nationality currently cycling in Crete?

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brooksby replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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hawkinspeter wrote:

mdavidford wrote:

Also, if it's only the Cretan cyclists that are causing a problem (not sure what they've done to upset him particularly) it seems like a very large sledgehammer to crack a very small nut.

Do they mean just cyclists born in Crete, or is it cyclists of any nationality currently cycling in Crete?

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SimoninSpalding replied to mdavidford | 1 year ago
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I have a Cretan friend, he doesn't ride a bike.

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hawkinspeter replied to SimoninSpalding | 1 year ago
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SimoninSpalding wrote:

I have a Cretan friend, he doesn't ride a bike.

The people of Crete unfortunately make more history than they can consume locally. — Saki

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grOg replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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You sound like a Guardian reader; I hope reading road.cc isn't heuristic for leftist..

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hawkinspeter replied to grOg | 1 year ago
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grOg wrote:

You sound like a Guardian reader; I hope reading road.cc isn't heuristic for leftist..

I read multiple news sources and the Graundia is one of the better ones. I'm not a big fan of their opinion pieces, but then I don't go to news sites for that anyway - their factual reporting is top quality. You may guess from my soviet-themed avatar that I'm left-leaning, but I'm confused about your usage of 'heuristic' - do you know what it means?

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Hirsute replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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I think we need a picture of squirels demonstrating a heuristic approach.

 

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hawkinspeter replied to Hirsute | 1 year ago
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hirsute wrote:

I think we need a picture of squirels demonstrating a heuristic approach.

I tried putting "squirrels heuristic" into an AI image generator and got this, but I'm not sure it helps

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hawkinspeter replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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hawkinspeter wrote:

hirsute wrote:

I think we need a picture of squirels demonstrating a heuristic approach.

I tried putting "squirrels heuristic" into an AI image generator and got this, but I'm not sure it helps

Also got this one which failed to understand 'squirrels', but looks amusing

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Hirsute replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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Maybe it has to be a video of collecting nuts.

Or

 

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mdavidford replied to Hirsute | 1 year ago
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A squirrel demonstrating a heuristic approach you say?

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pockstone replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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I've found a useful heuristic when reading internet comments is that people who quote Saki are likely devotees of the ferret death cult of Shredni Vashtar, an interesting choice for a squirrel, but not inconsistent with the death wish of one who chooses to regularly travel by bicycle.

As for Cretans and their abundant history, I feel that our 'governors' are making a little more history than I can stomach.

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chrisonabike replied to pockstone | 1 year ago
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Alternatively, maybe they feel they'd like to come back as a fox squirrel?

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brooksby replied to grOg | 1 year ago
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grOg wrote:

You sound like a Guardian reader; I hope reading road.cc isn't heuristic for leftist..

Are you sure that is the right word that you are using?

"Heuristic"  - (of a method of teaching) allowing students to learn by discovering things themselves and learning from their own experiences rather than by telling them things

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/heuristic

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Rendel Harris | 1 year ago
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The Government considers that the costs of a formal registration system for cycle ownership would outweigh the benefits. The safety case for such a system is not as strong as that for drivers since, by contrast with motorised vehicles, cycles involved in collisions on the highway are highly unlikely to cause serious injury to other road users.

Cycling provides clear benefits, both for those cycling (particularly in terms of health) and for wider society (tackling congestion, reducing CO2 emissions and improved air quality). The introduction of a licensing system would significantly reduce these benefits, especially over the short term. Over the long term, it would deny children and young adults from enjoying the mobility and health benefits cycling brings until they were old enough to pass a formal test.

The introduction of a system of licensing would also be likely to lead to a reduction in the number of people cycling. This would be at odds with the Prime Minister’s plans to boost walking and cycling. 

Furthermore, the National Travel Survey indicates that a very high proportion of people who cycle regularly also hold a driving licence. The absence of a licensing system does not prevent a cyclist from being liable for their actions. The police and ultimately the courts, can take into account all the circumstances of an incident and judge accordingly.

That was from the DfT in December 2021, just nine months ago, in its official response to Loopy's petition. Who was Secretary of State back then and must have signed off on that response? Give you a clue, initials GS...

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brooksby replied to Rendel Harris | 1 year ago
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Don't you be coming on 'ere with yer "facts"...

 

(I mean - we have Truss and Sunak both complaining about the economic situation of the Uk and talking about how they are the ones to fix it.  Both quietly ignoring that they have both been senior members of the Govt, and that their party has been running the country for the last twelve years...  So, on that scale, Shapp's comments are not so awful.)

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ktache replied to Rendel Harris | 1 year ago
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But his name has also been Michael Green.

And Sebastian Fox.

And Corinne Stockheath.

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eburtthebike replied to ktache | 1 year ago
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But his name has also been Michael Green.

And Sebastian Fox.

And Corinne Stockheath.

Like the rest of this "government" he is a gangster.

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BalladOfStruth | 1 year ago
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I'll just copy my thoughts from the other thread:

Okay, so ignoring the fact that cyclists have a legal right to use the public highway and this would need (presumably) significant overhaul of existing legislation to implement, and ignoring the fact that Shapps is continuing his attack on the group of road users that present 0.01% of the danger on the roads whilst ignoring the thousands of deaths (increasing year-on-year for the ~7 years before being interrupted by the pandemic) caused by cars that are getting faster, heavier, and more dangerous every year (much to the troll's delight, I'm sure).

We are in a climate crisis. The majority of journeys in the UK are short enough to be bicycle rides, and the last thing we need are more barriers errected so that 90% of the people that might consider reaching for thier helmet instead of their car keys are discouraged by bullshit like this.

And this would also (presumably) mean a minimum age for cycling? Or is there going to be a seperate queue at the DVLA for five-year-olds to licence thier Barbie bikes (after having spent a few hours on the phone to sort out fully comp insurance)?

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hawkinspeter replied to BalladOfStruth | 1 year ago
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BalladOfStruth wrote:

I'll just copy my thoughts from the other thread:

Okay, so ignoring the fact that cyclists have a legal right to use the public highway and this would need (presumably) significant overhaul of existing legislation to implement, and ignoring the fact that Shapps is continuing his attack on the group of road users that present 0.01% of the danger on the roads whilst ignoring the thousands of deaths (increasing year-on-year for the ~7 years before being interrupted by the pandemic) caused by cars that are getting faster, heavier, and more dangerous every year (much to the troll's delight, I'm sure).

We are in a climate crisis. The majority of journeys in the UK are short enough to be bicycle rides, and the last thing we need are more barriers errected so that 90% of the people that might consider reaching for thier helmet instead of their car keys are discouraged by bullshit like this.

And this would also (presumably) mean a minimum age for cycling? Or is there going to be a seperate queue at the DVLA for five-year-olds to licence thier Barbie bikes (after having spent a few hours on the phone to sort out fully comp insurance)?

I think they should go for licencing all wheeled methods of transport, so we get an extra long line of skaters, wheelchair users and kids with Heelys (the number of times I've seen kids zooming around supermarkets on those things).

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BalladOfStruth replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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...and kids with Heelys (the number of times I've seen kids zooming around supermarkets on those things).

My first job out of school was in Morrison's, and kids with Heelys were the bane of my life.

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hawkinspeter replied to BalladOfStruth | 1 year ago
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BalladOfStruth wrote:

hawkinspeter wrote:

...and kids with Heelys (the number of times I've seen kids zooming around supermarkets on those things).

My first job out of school was in Morrison's, and kids with Heelys were the bane of my life.

LICENCE THEM!

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OnYerBike replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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Why stop with wheeled transport - let's make everyone pass a walking test before they are allowed out of a pram, with regular re-tests and an advanced test for anyone wanting to take up jogging. 

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peted76 | 1 year ago
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This is so depressing to read today. I don't think it'll become anything, but FFS it really is.. I just can't. What a cnut Grant Shapps is. 

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hawkinspeter replied to peted76 | 1 year ago
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peted76 wrote:

This is so depressing to read today. I don't think it'll become anything, but FFS it really is.. I just can't. What a cnut Grant Shapps is. 

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ChrisB200SX replied to peted76 | 1 year ago
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peted76 wrote:

This is so depressing to read today. I don't think it'll become anything, but FFS it really is.. I just can't. What a bunch of utter cnuts these Tories are Grant Shapps is

FTFY

This bunch of Tories really do need to just go and die in a fire so the whole country can move forward.

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nosferatu1001 replied to ChrisB200SX | 1 year ago
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ChrisB200SX wrote:

peted76 wrote:

This is so depressing to read today. I don't think it'll become anything, but FFS it really is.. I just can't. What a bunch of utter cnuts these Tories are Grant Shapps is

FTFY

This bunch of Tories really do need to just go and die in a fire so the whole country can move forward.

ftfy

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