Medai moguls last week… blokes out in the rain on bikes this, which is why tiffin is being taken incredibily late today, we've barely got the strength left to prize the lid of the biscuit barrel. Luckily the random number generator doesn't require much of a calorific burn on our part to get it going so while the tea's a brewing we're firing it up to do it's thang.
And the winner is Falls offlots who can now fall off in some style knog'd up to the max with cap, t-shirt, stickers a Party Frank lock - hopefully though you won't be carrying the knog presentation box when you do cos it's got some quite pointy edges.
Congrats to Falls offlots and don't worry if the fickle finger of fate failed to prod you this time there'll be another Schwag grab along shortly. Usual Schwag Grab Rules will apply then too.
Dave is a founding father of road.cc, having previously worked on Cycling Plus and What Mountain Bike magazines back in the day. He also writes about e-bikes for our sister publication ebiketips. He's won three mountain bike bog snorkelling World Championships, and races at the back of the third cats.