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Good luck for Roubaix? Mathieu van der Poel wipes bird poo from helmet mid-race (+ Cav third); Trump supporter falls off bicycle, faceplants... goes viral; Scrap the congestion zone... archers can't take longbows by bus + more on the live blog

Dan Alexander is on live blog duty for you this Wednesday, raring to go with all the usual silliness and maybe some proper news too

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05 April 2023, 15:47
Good luck for Roubaix? Mathieu van der Poel wipes bird poo from helmet mid-race (+ Cav third)

It's a shit and run...

Maybe we need to start taking helmets' poo-preventing powers into account in our reviews... 'great ventilation for those hot summer days, although not going to stop anti-social avian excrement... three stars'...

The good luck theory rumbles on, Van der Poel recovering from his trip to the convoy for wet wipes to lead out teammate Jasper Philipsen to victory. I'm sure a win at Roubaix on Sunday and the seagulls of northern France can do whatever they like, as far as Mathieu's concerned.

 On the racing front, Philipsen won and Mark Cavendish achieved his joint best result yet in the blue of Astana, sprinting to third at Scheldeprijs. Sorry, yes, the race was Scheldeprijs, I was too excited by the bird crap thing to remember to mention that important detail...

Anyway, without wanting to sound too much like a certain Alan Partridge, anyone else suffered the flyby splatter mid-ride?

05 April 2023, 16:29
Wackiest 3D-printed cycling tech | Is this the future of cycling?

05 April 2023, 09:07
Trump supporter falls off bicycle, faceplants... goes viral

Here's the best bit of Trump's big day in court... (from the perspective of a cycling website, at least)...

The extended cut shows the offending item was a skateboard rolled into the path, prompting a chase on foot...

One amused viewer wondered if it was the deep skate's doing... 

The outfit, admittedly not seen in our how to dress for spring cycling guide, was made famous by the Capitol rioter Jacob Chansley, who was by chance this week released from prison to a federal halfway house in Arizona. This road-rashed imitator was not Chansley, however, just a fan (apparently)...

No word if the headwear had Mips... not sure any of our reviewers are particularly up for finding out either...

Anyway, get stuck into as much cycling-related Trump content as you want...

> Toe strap-gate: Trump mocks Biden bike fall with spoof golf video

> Cyclist sacked after giving Trump the finger now building bike lanes after winning election

> "Racism is unacceptable" – Trek-Segafredo reacts to rider's pro-Trump tweet

> "Donald Trump" claims Box Hill KOM on Strava

05 April 2023, 14:24
"I don't know anybody who is not zig-zagging around or sometimes bouncing across the potholes and that is not a political point. We all do it": Northamptonshire councillors say cyclists are taking their lives in the hands riding on pothole-strewn roads
Pothole in Didcot, Oxfordshire (credit - Tim Masters)

Northamptonshire councillors have spoken out about the state of the roads in the county, arguing the government's grant is not even half of what would be needed to keep the roads well maintained, Northants Live reports.

At a meeting of North Northamptonshire Council, Cllr Martyn Reuby said it is one of his "greatest fears" he will be knocked from his bike by hitting on of the area's many road defects.

"It is one of my greatest fears that I hit a pothole, lose control of my bike and end up under the wheels of a vehicle. I literally would stand no chance and the likelihood of this seems more possible with the terrible state of the roads," he said.

Another councillor, Graham Lawman, said their budget was "limited" and "not enough to catch up, let alone improve the position", the £3.8 million government grant well short of the £8.1 million estimated needed to keep the roads in a "steady state".

05 April 2023, 13:28
Who else? SD Worx and Lorena Wiebes sprint to Scheldeprijs victoy

It's a sprinty day at Scheldeprijs. Barely any wind and lovely spring sunshine making it almost certainly two races for the sprinters, a prediction that came true in the women's race this lunchtime as Lorena Wiebes continued SD Worx's all-conquering classics campaign...

A hat-trick at the race for Wiebes and yet another victory for her team. Just the Tour of Flanders, Dwars door Vlaanderen, Gent-Wevelgem, Nokere Koerse, Ronde van Drenthe, Strade Bianche and Omloop Het Nieuwsblad for them this spring, is a first Paris-Roubaix and a near perfect set next? 

05 April 2023, 12:17
Mountain bikers urged to check for ticks after deadly virus found in UK

Mountain bikers and hikers have been asked to check themselves for ticks after returning from outdoor activity as health officials confirmed a potentially deadly virus is present in the UK.

A 50-year-old man from Yorkshire, who was mountain biking when he was bitten, is the first domestically acquired case of tick-borne encephalitis virus (TBEV). It has also been detected in Hampshire, Dorset and Norfolk.

Common in many parts of the world, TBEV causes a range of disease, some are completely asymptomatic while others might experience mild flu-like illness to severe infection in the central nervous system, such as meningitis or encephalitis.

"Although the risk to the general public is very low, it is important for people to take precautions to protect themselves from tick bites, such as covering their ankles and legs, applying insect repellent and checking clothes and your body for ticks, particularly when visiting areas with long grass such as woods, moorlands and parks," Dr Heln Callaby of the UK Health Security Agency said.

05 April 2023, 10:35
Republican senator Mitt Romney claims "removing automobile lanes to put in bike lanes is, in my opinion, the height of stupidity"
Mitt Romney (Gage Skidmore/Flickr/CC BY-SA 2.0)

More politics from across the pond...

After the reintroduction of a tax credit of up to $1,500 for those purchasing a new electric bike, US senator Mitt Romney told Business Insider "removing automobile lanes to put in bike lanes is, in my opinion, the height of stupidity, it means more cars backing up, creating more emissions".

"I'm not going to spend money on buying e-bikes for people like me who have bought them — they're expensive," he said. "I don't want to add to the unfairness of the current system where electric cars are free riders and don't pay to help maintain our roads and bridges through a gas tax or any kind of surcharge. We're over-subsidising electric vehicles as it is now."

Bureau of Transportation Statistics suggest that 52 per cent of US journeys are shorter than three miles, with nearly 60 per cent less than six miles away from drivers' homes. The group estimates that if 15 per cent of these driven journeys were made by e-bike, carbon emissions could drop by 12 per cent.

05 April 2023, 09:48
The one we've all been waiting for... Drum & Bass on the Bike — Bristol
05 April 2023, 08:23
Cambridge congestion zone — what's it all about?

The proposed scheme, expected to be implemented by 2028, would see drivers who enter the zone between 07:00 and 19:00 on weekdays have to pay a daily charge of at least £5. Funds raised will go towards an improved bus network expansion, expected to cost £50 million, and improving infrastructure for cycling and walking.

The Greater Cambridge Partnership says it wants to see 20,000 extra journeys taken by bus, a 50 per cent reduction in car trips, a five per cent reduction in carbon emissions and 10,000 extra park and ride spaces.

Daniel Zeichner, Labour MP for Cambridge, told a BBC debate in February, he wants a "transformed transport system for this city".

"People are spending 65 hours a year stuck in traffic jams in Cambridge. What a waste of time and damage to the environment, damage to people trying to get to work and small businesses," he said.

"We have a chance to have a transport system fit for this city. We all know that for so long this city has struggled with transport. We need a new bus system that is cheap, reliable and that people can believe in. I think it is worth having a try."

05 April 2023, 07:58
Won't somebody please think of the children who can't take longbows on the bus — latest bizarre congestion charge campaigning

Some live blog gold for you to kick off today... cheers to the reader who dropped this into our inbox after spotting a Cambridge resident making the case for their child needing to be driven around town... because "have you ever tried to carry a longbow on a bus?" 

Longbow archer (Hans Splinter/Flickr/ CC BY-ND 2.0)

A question I'm sure we've all been asked at some point or other...

Putting the facetiousness to the side for a second, the mother created a challenge for anyone to take two children to school on transport advocated by the Greater Cambridge Partnership (a body including three local councils, businesses and the University of Cambridge that has proposed the zone), pick up groceries, get to work, pick up the kids, take one to swimming and the other to archery, feed them both and get home. Could you do all that without driving? 

One reply, from Nick Flynn reckons so... "There are probably plenty of people in Cambridge who have two children who need to go to different places, then work elsewhere, and manage to buy groceries, all without a car. I'm one of them."

So... how did that go down? "If you read the challenge, you would note the older child has archery. Have you ever tried to carry a longbow on a bus? Will the school allow the teenager to bring a weapon to school? An archer can string, knock and loose an arrow in minutes. #getreal" 

Dan is the road.cc news editor and has spent the past four years writing stories and features, as well as (hopefully) keeping you entertained on the live blog. Having previously written about nearly every other sport under the sun for the Express, and the weird and wonderful world of non-league football for the Non-League Paper, Dan joined road.cc in 2020. Come the weekend you'll find him labouring up a hill, probably with a mouth full of jelly babies, or making a bonk-induced trip to a south of England petrol station... in search of more jelly babies.

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andystow replied to mctrials23 | 1 year ago
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I think that the government should ban people for short periods much more often. Perhaps if you weren't allowed to drive for a month when you do something like this you would take it a little more seriously. If you are caught driving when banned its upped to a year. 

If you're caught driving, you've demonstrated that you'll ignore the ban. Income/wealth based fine, and confiscate the car for two months. Yes, even if another driver in the household "needs" it.

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brooksby replied to IanMSpencer | 1 year ago
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Were they speeding and got the bend badly wrong, or were they aiming for that junction and didn't anticipate any other traffic?

Were the bikes all OK?

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IanMSpencer replied to brooksby | 1 year ago
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They weren't actually going that fast - consider that they stopped within a couple of car lengths - but in the instant I thought it was a boy racer over-cooking corner.. In discussion she claimed the bend wasn't signed (double whites, big sharp bend with 20mph max sign - not the first sharp bend on a winding road https://maps.app.goo.gl/2Av1vdogs3RMzmdL8) - further evidence of without due care. She had Google Maps running on her phone, no mount, dropped in her lap, so I think it was phone use - which was technically caught in that video.

The "hit" was more target fixation by the guy on the outside who knocked over the other guy onto the bonnet. No damage - but note the state of the car which had obviously bumped a few things.

We were all quite shocked, and I've stopped riding as much on road and doing more off-road. Amazed we didn't swear!

I think they simply weren't thinking about what they were doing. I did wonder whether they were intending to go straight on, but I don't think the track backs that up, and the Google Map display on her screen I saw was heading round the bend.

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IanMK replied to IanMSpencer | 1 year ago
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I've submitted footage to TVP that has resulted in a course for a lot less than that. I did wonder about the pre-existing damage to the car which, if I was the police, would cause me to look a lot more suspiciously at the incident.

In the link to the BBC story below (provided by Chris) the Cycling UK spokesperson says "The Westminster government promised to review these failing laws in 2014 but we're still waiting, and the price of delay is sadly paid again and again by families like that of David Jones." Whilst I don't disagree with a long overdue review, prison sentences for dangerous driving won't in itself saves lives. We need to use the points totting up system in the way that it was intended and get persistent bad drivers off the roads before they kill someone. If this was a  genuine one off mistake then it won't stop the driver using their car. What we need is more action to enforce the already existing laws.

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IanMSpencer replied to IanMK | 1 year ago
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My vindictive reaction was that it was prima face dangerous driving and if it weren't for the fact that we were being a bit scruffy as a group after getting split up at a junction and a fast descent and were actually regrouping at the time it could have been a massive pileup.

The other side of it was the driver, after being on the receiving end of some stern but polite remonstration was pretty much in tears, sjhe had frightened herself and the incident will live with her forever. I think the lesson was well and truly learned - still would have liked some points on her licence though.

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wycombewheeler replied to IanMK | 1 year ago
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IanMK wrote:

.prison sentences for dangerous driving won't in itself saves lives. 

so true. It's not like a handful of drivers are going around maiming and killing people, very many drivers are routinely driving dangerously until they don't get away with it.

It's the routine near misses that need cracking down on. But many forces ignore the video evidence and/because courts are not convicting when it is presented.

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wycombewheeler replied to IanMSpencer | 1 year ago
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IanMSpencer wrote:

. In discussion she claimed the bend wasn't signed (double whites, big sharp bend with 20mph max sign - not the first sharp bend on a winding road https://maps.app.goo.gl/2Av1vdogs3RMzmdL8) -

there is a white line down the middle of the road, it's not like someone IWil E Coyote) painted a drawing of a road on a wall in front of the bend. It's there to be seen during daylight, signs or not.

and reviewing the video you can clearly see the warnign sign at 35s, so if she said to me the bend wasn't signed I would ask her what she thought that sign was. Obviously eyes not on the road.

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wtjs replied to wycombewheeler | 1 year ago
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there is a white line down the middle of the road... It's there to be seen during daylight, signs or not

So writes someone who presumably doesn't live in an area like Lancashire, where dangerous and illegal crossing of single and double unbroken white lines has been entirely legitimised by the comedy police, who ignored all these- I have included a sample from my large collection so people can omit the ones they've seen before

https://upride.cc/incident/p40htn_audi_closepassdwlcross/

https://upride.cc/incident/ku15ekc_royalmailbigvan_dwlcrossclosepass/

https://upride.cc/incident/a19lcw_mercedesmmt_closepassuwl/

https://upride.cc/incident/md68fwc_apcovernight_whitelinecross/

https://upride.cc/incident/yl12ffp_cmax_closepassdwlcross/

https://upride.cc/incident/yf70xwu_aadrivingschool_uwlcross/

 

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quiff replied to brooksby | 1 year ago
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Holy s*** that's a scary one. My guess - Google maps said "continue straight on the B4092" and she realised at the last minute that actually meant follow the road to the left.

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IanMSpencer replied to quiff | 1 year ago
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My other theory is she was pissing herself laughing at Dogbut Lane - after all, I still snigger after 15 years of riding past it. 

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mark1a replied to IanMSpencer | 1 year ago
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IanMSpencer wrote:

My other theory is she was pissing herself laughing at Dogbut Lane - after all, I still snigger after 15 years of riding past it. 

There are many funny place names around my area, but this one on one of my bike routes is my favourite. The reason for the 1.5t stone is because people kept stealing the regular name sign.

 

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HoarseMann replied to IanMSpencer | 1 year ago
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I don't think a course is harsh enough, but at least it is something.

I had a similar incident back in the mid-90's: A teenage chav in an Astra comes hooning around the bend, wheels locked up, tyres smoking and screeching, sliding towards me. You really are a sitting duck on a bike in that situation. Thankfully they just missed me and smashed head-on into the car that was behind me. Both cars write-offs, luckily no injuries. Shook me up for a while.

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Surreyrider replied to HoarseMann | 1 year ago
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Agree. Proper consequences are required for law breaking drivers who could potentially kill - this incident could have been a whole lot worse. Tears are not enough (as an 80s song title goes).

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Bigfoz | 1 year ago
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Surely a longbow unstrung is just a stick. Like a walking stick or pool cue or shepherds crook. Why would that be problematic on a bus?

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Creakingcrank replied to Bigfoz | 1 year ago
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Back in the day, Johnny Ball on Think of a Number  (I think) did a piece about not being allowed to carry a 6ft snooker cue on a bus due to a maximum luggage length limit. Solved by placing the cue diagonally inside a 4ft by 5ft case. Same approach for the longbow would leave room for the arrows, suit of lincoln green etc.

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brooksby replied to Bigfoz | 1 year ago
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I'd thought that modern archery uses a compound bow which is broken down into a carrying case anyway...  I doubt that there are many people doing archery with a full-on longbow.

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Hirsute replied to brooksby | 1 year ago
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The challenge was also about 2 primary school children - they are renowned for their ability to pull a long bow bigger than them !
Also already covered in drivers and their problems - do keep up road.cc !

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ktache replied to Hirsute | 1 year ago
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Have you recently changed your username back?

Been wondering which of the regulars had the amusing change...

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Hirsute replied to ktache | 1 year ago
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Yes - I did toy with some other ideas but decided to revert.
Looks like the long term troll is gone.

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ktache replied to Hirsute | 1 year ago
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Something worked.

More pleasant.

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chrisonabike replied to ktache | 1 year ago
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Have been enjoying that; a large amount of pointless (to me - the odd classic put-down aside) sniping and knockabout has gone.  Of course self-regulation would help but we know how that goes in other spheres (e.g. the roads!)

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AidanR replied to brooksby | 1 year ago
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Compound or recurve bow, usually, but it could be a longbow if they're into re-enactments. But probably not a full sized longbow for a kid unless they're abnormally strong!

I can't see why a longbow would fit in a car but not on a bus.

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chrisonabike replied to AidanR | 1 year ago
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Roofrack - or increasingly "pickup" because we all need that carrying capability?

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wycombewheeler replied to Bigfoz | 1 year ago
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Bigfoz wrote:

Surely a longbow unstrung is just a stick. Like a walking stick or pool cue or shepherds crook. Why would that be problematic on a bus?

because "it could be strung and loosed in minutes", and how can people not be concerned by the possibility of (not very) sudden violence.

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Backladder replied to wycombewheeler | 1 year ago
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wycombewheeler wrote:

Bigfoz wrote:

Surely a longbow unstrung is just a stick. Like a walking stick or pool cue or shepherds crook. Why would that be problematic on a bus?

because "it could be strung and loosed in minutes", and how can people not be concerned by the possibility of (not very) sudden violence.

Probably a bit longer than that, it took 10 years for the bow of Odysseus to be strung.

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quiff replied to wycombewheeler | 1 year ago
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wycombewheeler wrote:

how can people not be concerned by the possibility of (not very) sudden violence.

For some reason this conjured up the Austin Powers steamroller scene in my mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_PrZ-J7D3k

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OnYerBike | 1 year ago
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Slightly pedantic point, but my understanding is that the Cambridge charge (as currently proposed) would not just apply to drivers who "enter" the zone, but anyone who drives within it.

My two cents on the proposal: I'm generally in favour of the ambition, but it's a bit of a chicken and egg situation. The public transport in Cambridge (and the wider Cambridgeshire) is pretty dire at the moment, and I think it would be fairer to upgrade the public transport first to provide a viable alternative - but they are relying on revenue from the charge to upgrade the transport system so the charge is being brought in first!

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chrisonabike replied to OnYerBike | 1 year ago
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Also presumably the "excellent public transport" would be impeded by all the cars if they did improved that first?  If indeed all those complaining are driving as much as they say they "have to".

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OnYerBike replied to chrisonabike | 1 year ago
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To some extent yes, but there would be ways to improve the public transport anyway. For example I had a friend who lived in one of the villages relatively close to Cambridge and the last bus back to that village left at something like 6:30pm. So fine if you're heading straight home after a "normal" 9-5 but useless if you worked different hours or wanted to do anything in the evening before heading home.

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chrisonabike replied to OnYerBike | 1 year ago
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It would probably be possible to get a few more people onto buses by extending the coverage.  However the private car is a 24/7, no-wait, door-to-door service we've grown to expect as standard.  There will be a point of diminishing returns with trying to get people using buses which we may be close to - especially while there is still a car option.  Certainly reliability and resiliance is a concern.  Even though the bus may be more reliable when summed over all the people using it versus using their cars.  However that's not the sum we care about - we just notice when we were delayed.

It's not a zero-sum game but while it's still possible to drive those journeys many will indeed still be driven.  Extending coverage will likely need lots of subsidisy.  (Again overlooking the fact that we're all subsidising motoring since motorists don't pay the full cost of the negative consequences of that activity).

Assuming there is a bus route you can use - having discounted the costs of just owning a car (as people do) the journey cost may well be less!

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