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“A flagrant act of vandalism”: Council agrees to move “ugly” bike rack after churchgoers say it will “block access for hearses”

“It seems the deluded secularists of the city council are determined to close the church,” said one local councillor opposed to the scheme

Bristol City Council has agreed to move the planned location of a cycle rack – originally intended to be positioned outside a city centre church – after churchgoers and opposition councillors branded it a “flagrant act of vandalism” and claimed the bike rack would “block access for hearses”.

The soon-to-installed covered cycle rack forms part of the local authority’s plans to implement measures, introduced on a temporary basis in 2020, that would limit the use of motor vehicles in Bristol’s Old City and encourage cycling and walking, reduce air pollution, and open up the area for more on-street commercial and cultural use.

The rack was initially set to be installed at the top of Broad Street, outside Christ Church with St Ewen, a Church of England parish church and Grade II* listed building, built in the late eighteenth century.

However, the plan was roundly condemned by the church’s members and employees after contractors were spotted installing temporary fencing around a space in front of the building, forcing the council to alter the scheme by moving the rack closer to the existing planters on Broad Street.

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Jonathan Price, the Master of Music at Christ Church with St Ewen, told BristolLive that the installation of an “ugly” bike rack would “spoil the view” of the building and restrict accessibility to the church.

 “I was simply horrified by what the council workmen said they were creating,” he said. “I asked one of the team who was expected to use the covered cycle rack, and he replied, ‘nobody’.

“Christ Church needs clear access here for hearses bringing bodies for funerals, bridal cars, and for our infirm and disabled worshippers. Even the current bollards on the street edge spoil the view of our lovely Grade-II listed church. With an ugly cycle rack here, it will be much, much worse.”

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Conservative councillor Richard Eddy, who also attends Christ Church, claimed that the plans amounted to a “flagrant act of vandalism” and criticised the Labour-controlled council as “deluded secularists determined to close the church”.

“When I heard of the council plans outside Christ Church, I was aghast that the local authority intended to despoil this Grade-II listed building by a flagrant act of vandalism,” Eddy said.

“Over the last six years, worshippers at Christ Church have seen Sunday parking charges imposed on them, the repeated refusal of the council to allow strictly limited parking for the congregation, road closures, and the designation of the Clean Air Zone surrounding the church.”

He continued: “Now we have this hare-brained scheme to erect a cycle rack outside the church. It seems the deluded secularists of the city council are determined to close the church. If there is a demand for a cycle rack nearby, there is a wide and ample pavement only yards away on Wine Street. Why wasn’t this considered by the council?

“The council has a statutory obligation to ensure physical structures in a sensitive conservation area such as this — especially those abutting a listed church — enhance the character of the conservation area, and certainly do not harm it.”

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Following this vocal criticism, Bristol City Council has agreed to move the bike rack further down Broad Street – though the local authority noted that the public had been consulted about the plans to erect a cycle rack outside the church, but that they did not receive any comments or complaints from residents.

Labour Councillor Don Alexander, Bristol’s cabinet member for transport, said: “I met with officers on site to consider feedback and options for the planned cycle parking stand at the top of Broad Street, and asked for it to be moved. It has now been agreed that it will be installed two metres closer to the existing planters.

“This will allow more room for vehicles that need to stop close to the church and will mean the cycle parking stands won’t obstruct the church door. As part of the works to install the new cycle parking stand, the bollards currently in the road outside the church door will also be moved.”

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The condemnation of the proposed cycle rack outside Christ Church in Bristol isn’t the first time that a piece of cycling infrastructure has received ecclesiastical censure in recent years.

Last January, a Presbyterian church in Dublin criticised plans to segregate an existing cycle lane from traffic, which it claimed would prevent worshippers from continuing to park – illegally – outside the church.

The installation of bollards outside Howth Presbyterian Church was intended by the local county council to prevent motorists from parking along the cycle lane and to ensure “safer infrastructure for cyclists and pedestrians”.

However, elder Michael Sparksman argued that the proposed bollards would mean that “the right to worship is being overtaken by the right to cycle.”

Ryan joined road.cc in December 2021 and since then has kept the site’s readers and listeners informed and enthralled (well at least occasionally) on news, the live blog, and the road.cc Podcast. After boarding a wrong bus at the world championships and ruining a good pair of jeans at the cyclocross, he now serves as road.cc’s senior news writer. Before his foray into cycling journalism, he wallowed in the equally pitiless world of academia, where he wrote a book about Victorian politics and droned on about cycling and bikes to classes of bored students (while taking every chance he could get to talk about cycling in print or on the radio). He can be found riding his bike very slowly around the narrow, scenic country lanes of Co. Down.

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brakesmadly | 1 year ago
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But bikes actually exist...

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chrisonabike replied to brakesmadly | 1 year ago
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...but not everyone believes in them.

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eburtthebike replied to brakesmadly | 1 year ago
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Jesus rode one.

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Rendel Harris replied to eburtthebike | 1 year ago
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See below...I did once ask a Porsche-driving Christian rugby teammate whether Jesus would choose a sportscar or a bicycle, given that he chose a humble donkey rather than a horse or a camel to ride into Jerusalem. I found his answer, "Well I'm not Jesus, am I?" a little unconvincing.

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chrisonabike replied to Rendel Harris | 1 year ago
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Rendel Harris wrote:

I found his answer, "Well I'm not Jesus, am I?" a little unconvincing.

Presumably you replied "no, you're a very naughty boy"?

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wtjs | 1 year ago
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The deadbeat Tory councillor and the other congregation deadbeats show no insight into what they are demanding, which is shame-free free parking outside the church for idlers who pay no attention to double yellows, and the law coming down like a ton of bricks on cyclists who annoy them by riding and parking cycles

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Rendel Harris | 1 year ago
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Just revisiting the cycle rack story: 

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Conservative councillor Richard Eddy: "Over the last six years, worshippers at Christ Church have seen Sunday parking charges imposed on them, the repeated refusal of the council to allow strictly limited parking for the congregation"

One presumes the cycle rack was to go in the roadway? If the church authorities and their supporters were saying we don't want anything obscuring the view of our lovely church then fair enough; what they're actually saying is we don't want a cycle rack obscuring the view of our lovely church but we want to be allowed to obscure it by parking our own vehicles there instead.

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hawkinspeter replied to Rendel Harris | 1 year ago
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Rendel Harris wrote:

Just revisiting the cycle rack story: 

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Conservative councillor Richard Eddy: "Over the last six years, worshippers at Christ Church have seen Sunday parking charges imposed on them, the repeated refusal of the council to allow strictly limited parking for the congregation"

One presumes the cycle rack was to go in the roadway? If the church authorities and their supporters were saying we don't want anything obscuring the view of our lovely church then fair enough; what they're actually saying is we don't want a cycle rack obscuring the view of our lovely church but we want to be allowed to obscure it by parking our own vehicles there instead.

There's loads of space just round the corner in Wine St where there's already a handful of bike racks. I'm not sure exactly where the planned bike racks were due to go as Broad St has quite narrow pavements.

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brooksby replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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hawkinspeter wrote:

There's loads of space just round the corner in Wine St where there's already a handful of bike racks. I'm not sure exactly where the planned bike racks were due to go as Broad St has quite narrow pavements.

I'd assumed they were going to put it in the roadway, next to the corral/outdoor seating for Full Court coffee?

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Rendel Harris replied to hawkinspeter | 1 year ago
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I'd definitely agree it looks like a sub-optimal location, but the same reasons also make it a sub-optimal location to allow car parking which the church and its supporters seem not only to be happy with but to be demanding. I'd agree that a cycle rack directly outside such a lovely building isn't ideal if there are good alternatives (as you indicate) but then a big panel van outside it, as shown on Streetview, isn't exactly ideal either.

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hawkinspeter replied to Rendel Harris | 1 year ago
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Rendel Harris wrote:

I'd definitely agree it looks like a sub-optimal location, but the same reasons also make it a sub-optimal location to allow car parking which the church and its supporters seem not only to be happy with but to be demanding. I'd agree that a cycle rack directly outside such a lovely building isn't ideal if there are good alternatives (as you indicate) but then a big panel van outside it, as shown on Streetview, isn't exactly ideal either.

There's double-yellows in front of the church, so they don't "allow" parking in front of it. I can't see too much of a problem with them wanting access for picking up and dropping off people (and bodies). It's especially bizarre as there's all the pedestrianised space by St Nic's Market.

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BIRMINGHAMisaDUMP | 1 year ago
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'Flagrant act of vandalism'. Bit hyperbolic - but it does involve a cycle so to be expected. 
the council officers must have sighed and muttered a 'whatever' considering they had already carried out a statutory consultation to which there were no objections. 

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Mungecrundle | 1 year ago
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When it comes to delivering coffins to church, sometimes you need to think outside the box.

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chrisonabike replied to Mungecrundle | 1 year ago
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That's all well and good until you stop for a coffee en-route and your herse gets nicked...

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mark1a replied to chrisonabike | 1 year ago
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chrisonatrike wrote:

That's all well and good until you stop for a coffee en-route and your herse gets nicked...

Expensive to replace https://www.renehersecycles.com/product-category/bikes/

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chrisonabike replied to mark1a | 1 year ago
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cyclisto replied to chrisonabike | 1 year ago
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That is a great idea but at £465 I am not sure whether the bicycle hearse is rented for a day or offered to be bought.

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chrisonabike replied to cyclisto | 1 year ago
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Do another couple of jobs after the first funeral.  With what they're charging for a hearse these days you'd be in profit in no time!

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mattw replied to mark1a | 1 year ago
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Allo Allo horse?

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ShutTheFrontDawes replied to Mungecrundle | 1 year ago
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Mungecrundle wrote:

When it comes to delivering coffins to church, sometimes you need to think outside the box.

Perfect for when you feel like you haven't been close-passed enough while shuffling about this mortal coil, and want to get a few more in on your way out.

I love it.

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chrisonabike replied to ShutTheFrontDawes | 1 year ago
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They wouldn't wait behind me for 10 seconds in life. Why should being dead change that?

Happy to make my final journey with one of those recommended pieces of plastic pipe sticking out 1.5m either side of my coffin. Maybe tipped with some metal ends, out of respect?

Probably needs a remote-controlled eBike hearse to reduce chances of injury to others though. And it wouldn't fix the road rage.

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NOtotheEU | 1 year ago
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I read this story expecting to be angry about some unreasonable people making cyclists lives harder but it seems to be nothing more than a cycle rack being moved 2 metres to one side.

Unless it is now unusable, unsafe or hidden behind something making theft more likely it seems to be a non story.

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Rendel Harris | 1 year ago
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 “I asked one of the team who was expected to use the covered cycle rack, and he replied, ‘nobody’."

I'll take "made up shit that never happened" for $500, please...

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eburtthebike replied to Rendel Harris | 1 year ago
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Rendel Harris wrote:

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 “I asked one of the team who was expected to use the covered cycle rack, and he replied, ‘nobody’."

I'll take "made up shit that never happened" for $500, please...

Just how would the guy installing it know how it was planned, the research that went into predicting the usage, or how other such facilities were used?  Only an idiot would ask the installer that question, and use their answer as justification for removing it.

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Car Delenda Est | 1 year ago
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And said unto them that sold doves, Take these things hence; make not my Father's house an house of merchandise.

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Benthic | 1 year ago
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It's all part of the sky fairy's plan.

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Morgoth985 | 1 year ago
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If they get that wound up over a cycle rack, it's just as well that there's nothing important going on in the world.  I mean imagine how they'd react if there was a war or pandemic or climate crisis or something!

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eburtthebike | 1 year ago
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“A flagrant act of vandalism”

Clearly not.  What is it about cycle facilities that brings out such exaggeration in people?  We get it all the time, destroying the town/village/city, end of civilisation as we know it etc.

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IanMK | 1 year ago
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"the plan was roundly condemned by the church’s members"

Thanks Ryan, this gave me a laugh. Long time since I visited a church but it must have changed wildly if you now need membership. Luckily I won't be visiting any time soon because like Groucho “I don’t want to belong to any club that would accept me as one of its members.”

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Secret_squirrel | 1 year ago
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I'm an entitled god-botherer.  Im important me.

Mind you the Street View is a doozy.  WankPanzer + Pavement cylists.  BINGO

https://goo.gl/maps/ZTxw34PcMhsCcCpBA

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