Police mic-drop reply to those (including Sajid Javid) claiming five-year-old cyclist shouldn't be on the road; Custom bicycle builder creates... 'the bike-plane'; Bernal nips to the shops (on his Dogma) + more on the live blog
It's the end of another week on the live blog, with Dan Alexander once again in charge of your updates this Friday...
Viral video debated on Jeremy Vine show (screenshot Twitter video/ @azb2019)
11 November 2022, 10:00
Police mic-drop reply to those (including Sajid Javid) claiming five-year-old cyclist shouldn't be on the road
With the views on the video now up to 2.5 million, roughly equivalent to the number of people who live in Leeds and Northern Ireland combined, and replies nearing 9,000, Durham Roads and Armed Policing Unit's Twitter admin stepped forward to deliver a thread for Sajid Javid, Baroness Foster, Susan Hall and the many others who have a problem with a child riding a bicycle on a road...
It's the last chance for Belgium's 'golden generation' in Qatar this World Cup...although I'm sure we've been saying that for at least two major tournaments...
Maybe they just need a rainbow generation led by world champ Remco?
Anyway, that's enough football chat for one live blog. We'll catch you on Monday. Have a great weekend everyone!
Le Col has teamed up with double Olympic champion Victoria Pendleton on a new collection. The kit design apparently mirrors the Le Col ambassador's tattoos, with a snakeskin-style pattern influenced by Pendleton's life on and off the bike.
The collection includes a long and short-sleeved version, available in black and navy and black respectively. Unsurprisingly the collection includes both women's and men's fits, and there are also additional accessories such as socks, caps and snoods.
11 November 2022, 14:01
London bike crime: 1% of thieves identified and thefts rise in a quarter of boroughs
Lawtons Law Firm UK went over Metropolitan Police data and found that in the last year just one in every 100 London bike thefts resulted in a formal sanction. Their analysis also showed that a quarter of boroughs have seen a rise, and the South West is the worst affected part of the capital.
EK Spinner asked an interesting question in the comments about that bike-plane...
"Why the aero TT position? He is inside a faring, is that really the best position for power delivery?"
I'd love to give you a serious explainer answer EK, but I don't have one... the question did prompt a few replies from a couple of you willing to give it some thought...
Personal favourite... hawkinspeter reckons it's quite simple... "It's an AEROplane, not an UPRIGHTplane." That's the level we aspire to here on the live blog!
Patrick9-32: "Power to weight would seem to be key for takeoff but it (to my completely without aeronautical training brain) seems for sustained flight the aerodynamics of the vehicle are going to be the biggest factor. As such, why not a recumbent position to reduce the frontal area of the greenhouse by like 50%?"
Rendel Harris: "Like you, I've no idea how much advantage that would confer aerodynamically but a recumbent position reduces the power output for the same effort by around 20%, so it would have to be quite a big one."
Patrick9-32: "Also, with the massive advancements of bicycle motors to the point where they can put out sustained power far above any human over the last few years it would be very cool to have one of these incredible planes flying for hours at a time with electric assistance with the pilot in relative comfort (i.e. not bleeding from the eyeballs with exertion.)"
Thanks to Rendel for sharing this Wiki page of something similar — the Gossamer Albatross — which successfully completed a crossing of the English Channel back in 1979... while sean1 shared this vid of a human-powered plane Southampton University built in the 60s...
Comprando lo del almuerzo hoy en la tienda del barrio, la Veci dice que ya piensa en vender su negocio porque los precios se le han elevado y no la puede mantener. Que cagada 😑 pic.twitter.com/WiNXuF9uFm
Can't lie we were expecting the caption to be something a bit more jovial, maybe even a cracking egg pun to scramble our brains... instead, Google Translate offered this: "Buying lunch today at the neighbourhood store, Veci says that she is already thinking of selling her business because the prices have risen and she cannot support it 😑"
11 November 2022, 08:44
Custom bicycle builder creates... 'the bike-plane'... and it even gets off the runway
Is it a bird? No. Is it a plane? Kind of. Is it a Lycra-clad man smashing 400w in a greenhouse with wings? YES!
We'd have liked to see how one 'lands' the bike-plane... I would suggest almost certainly somewhat abruptly once your legs turn to jelly and you can taste blood. We wonder if Ryanair will sit up and take notice?
'What if we charge passengers to pedal themselves to Alicante? We could bill them extra for clipless pedals, a sweat towel and energy gels. Genius.'
The design is one of Jarrett Carter's, or JRat Customs as he's known online, and is just one of his eye-catching stable of bikes, bike-planes and e-bikes...
Dan is the road.cc news editor and has spent the past four years writing stories and features, as well as (hopefully) keeping you entertained on the live blog. Having previously written about nearly every other sport under the sun for the Express, and the weird and wonderful world of non-league football for the Non-League Paper, Dan joined road.cc in 2020. Come the weekend you'll find him labouring up a hill, probably with a mouth full of jelly babies, or making a bonk-induced trip to a south of England petrol station... in search of more jelly babies.
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The Gossamer Albatross is on display at the Smithsonian Air & Space Museum in Washington DC. You can walk right up to it and see that it's held together with the same kind of tape that's probably sitting on your desk. I found it very affecting.
I thought it, but didn't say it You do know that by the Rules of Teh InterWeb, a minor spelling mistake means that however wise and sensible a post may sound, it has been proved to be entirely wrong by such an error?*
Logic suggests that if it is too dangerous for anyone under a certain age to cycle it must be impossible for them to cross a road on foot since that makes them an even more vulnerable road user. They should all just stay at home so the rest of us can get on with our (obviously) more important journeys by car.
Daily Mail readers yesterday... "Brave police officers on the frontline against crime"
Daily Mail readers today... "OUTRAGEOUS. Soft doughnut eating coppers back dozy cyclist".
I'm happy to take your word for this, as I will not demean myself by consulting the epitome of hyper-junk press. The DM was famous for taking diametrically opposed simultaneous positions on the HPV ('cervical cancer') vaccine for young girls in its UK and Irish editions
Oh good. The "five-year-old-on-a-bike" story is still in the news. I can't wait for this thread to turn into a 100+ comment troll-fest like the others...
Crikey! Well done, Durham Police- I write as an authentic native of Consett, Co. Durham (as opposed to the sad gits on here claiming false identities).
Crikey! Well done, Durham Police- I write as an authentic native of Consett, Co. Durham (as opposed to the sad gits on here claiming false identities).
Is your real name Phileas Fogg? Of Meadomsley Road, Consett?
We'd have liked to see how one 'lands' the bike-plane... I would suggest almost certainly somewhat abruptly once your legs turn to jelly and you can taste blood.
How can you take seriously a police force duffer, sat behind a screen munching doughnuts, posting pithy comments on Twitter all day?
This is someone who can't even spell the word "hierarchy" correctly, let alone work out that there was a safe passing distance between the car and the child. These people aren't legal experts, top lawyers, or different to any layperson commenting on the story.
Oi, Durham police, try solving some crimes instead of "policing attitudes", you woke wastes of space! Do your job, or resign and let someone competent take over.