Jeremy Clarkson claims “ridiculously dangerous” roundabout is “fine because I have a car, not a child’s toy” in dig at Jeremy Vine – but Cycling Mikey says former Top Gear host is “the child” + more on the live blog

(Before we start, how about that for a cycling headline holy – or unholy – trinity…)

Over the last few weeks, we’ve been treated to some typically sensible opinions on cycling from Captain Sensible himself, former Top Gear presenter – and cyclist – James May.

In a recent interview with the London Cycling Campaign, May branded councils who refuse to install cycling infrastructure “t***s”, criticised the Telegraph’s anti-cycling agenda, and said driving in London is a “totally pointless activity”.

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So, it was really only a matter of time before his ol’ mucker Jezza intervened, during a break from his all-encompassing farming duties, obviously, to restore the equilibrium with a classic anti-cycling jibe which used to be reserved for Sunday nights on BBC One.

And the battleground Clarkson chose to renew his depressingly familiar Top Gear antics? London’s Holland Park roundabout, a junction described by the capital’s walking and cycling commissioner Will Norman as “one of the most dangerous on the TfL road network”.

Last year, we reported that Transport for London had proposed a series of changes to the roundabout in Shepherd’s Bush, a junction where six people were seriously injured in collisions between 2020 and 2023, with 59 people, including 14 cyclists and pedestrians, injured in total during the same period.

TfL says the plans, which would connect to earlier Cycleway 34 works, involve installing new protected two-way cycleways, a new 45-metre section of bus lane, and new signal-controlled cycle crossings, with the government body’s modelling predicting that the scheme would not have a “significant” impact on motorists or bus journey times.

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And earlier this week, after seeing a new drawing of the proposals, another broadcasting Jezza, Jeremy Vine – broadcaster, road.cc Podcast guest, and someone who frequently uses the roundabout by bike – was full of praise for the plans.

“THANK GOD someone is at last taking seriously the safety of vulnerable road users,” Vine tweeted.

“Having a Grand Prix here every day is ridiculous. I’m speaking as one who uses it constantly, and it’s a huge barrier to happy commuting.”

Cue Clarkson and his usual car-brained commentary.

“I use it frequently too. And it’s fine because I have a car, not a child’s toy,” the motoring journalist replied on Tuesday night.

That reply, which has already attracted 10,000 likes on X, was greeted with the kind of euphoria not seen in England since Geoff Hurst’s hat-trick in 1966, with Clarkson fanatics rushing to describe the outrange enthusiast’s unoriginal comment as “brilliant” and “top tier”, with one even claiming “we are not worthy of this level of comedy” (come on fella, value yourself a bit higher than that).

Of course, not everyone was bent over in stiches at Clarkson’s unparalleled comedic genius (unparalleled for six-year-olds in the school playground, to be clear).

Camera cyclist Cycling Mikey – who Clarkson branded a “sneak” this time last year – hit back by telling the presenter: “You are the child.”

While Vine simply replied this morning with: “Oh God.”

Our sentiments exactly, Jeremy.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the Top Gear fence…

 

 

 

 

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After two days of time trialling and sprinting, the Tour of the Basque Country finally entered the kind of terrain it knows best: short, steep hills.

And it didn’t disappoint. A flurry of attacks on the final climb, the 10 per cent Lazkaomendi, exploded the bunch, as Alex Aranburu, Romain Grégoire, and race leader Max Schachmann took turns sticking the knife into their rivals, eventually drawing out a select group of GC favourites including João Almeida, Enric Mas, Mattias Skjelmose, Florian Lipowitz, and Ilan Van Wilder.

 

 

 

 

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After a rapid descent, Spanish champion Aranburu and Almeida found themselves off the front with just under two kilometres to go to the finish in Beasain. But a misjudged exit from a roundabout by Almeida – which saw the UAE Team Emirates rider almost end up in the barriers – gifted Aranburu the opportunity to drift away on his own.

The Cofidis rider, a canny opportunist but not a prolific winner, wasn’t going to let the chance slip away, powering to the finish to take his first victory for the French team – and his first win in the Spanish champ’s jersey – as Grégoire led the group home three seconds later.

Tim Merlier may be the European road race champion, but he’s also quickly making Scheldeprijs, widely regarded as the unofficial sprinters’ world championships, his own, blasting his way past Jasper Philipsen in the final 50 metres to secure his second consecutive victory in the Belgian semi-classic.

 

 

 

 

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Merlier’s stunning sprint came, however, from a greatly reduced bunch, after a touch of wheels right at the front of the peloton with around 11km to go resulted in a mass crash bringing several riders down, with one Red Bull-Bora-Hansgrohe rider ending up in a ditch while a Soudal Quick-Step rider appeared to hit his head off a road sign.

Though the crash reduced the peloton to about 40 riders, most of the big-name sprinters emerged unscathed, and in a typically chaotic finale in Schoten, Philipsen launched early up the left-hand side.

The nine-time Tour de France stage winner, however, proved no match for Merlier, the European champion thundering through the middle to comfortably secure his second Scheldeprijs in a row, and take his seventh win of what’s already proving to be a staggeringly successful season.

Is Scheldeprijs the sprinters’ world champs? Maybe. Is Merlier the fastest man in the world? Well, at the moment, it’s hard to argue with that.

‘Hey Tim, fancy doing some motor pacing on the cobbles before the weekend?’

‘Sure, sounds good.’

‘But how about we do it in a completely unnecessarily extreme, Guy Martin-style manner for Red Bull’s social media channels?’

‘Okay, I suppose…’

 

 

 

 

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62kph! On the Paris-Roubaix cobbles! Behind a weird off-road buggy thing!

That looked… fun.

In a week dominated by two towering pillars of the cycling season, Scheldeprijs offers some much-needed respite from the frenetic energy and tension of the Ronde or Roubaix, and provides the sprinters with an opportunity to shine during the spring classics campaign.

And so it proved during the women’s race just now, as Elisa Balsamo saw off the charging but fast-fading Charlotte Kool to nab her fourth win of the season and continue her very consistent run of one-day results.

 

 

 

 

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Balsamo, Lidl-Trek, and their fellow sprinters were made to work for it this time, however.

In what could prove a dress rehearsal before Saturday’s stint in Hell, Zoe Bäckstedt surged clear on a stretch of cobbles with 25km to go, taking her cyclocross rival Marie Schreiber with her.

The British star’s attack eventually saw a dangerous-looking group form, featuring Balsamo’s teammate Anna Henderson, Sarah Roy, Julie De Wilde, and Femke Gerritse, while Ireland’s Amelia Tyler managed to latch on after being in the morning break.

With Schreiber piling the pressure on at the front for her SD Worx colleague Gerritse, the attackers at one point looked destined to content the finish and upset the sprinters. But with just under a kilometre to go, following a last-ditch attack by Bäckstedt, they were engulfed by the peloton.

As Balsamo launched off Clara Copponi’s lead-out with 200m to go, Picnic PostNL’s Kool – still hunting her first win of the season – came charging around the outside. However, the Dutch sprinter, wrestling with the bike, faded fast within sight of the line, and former world champion Balsamo, smooth and steady, had enough left in the tank to take another impressive win.

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Mountain bikers Lars Forster and Nino Schurter have hit out at the UCI and Warner Bros. Discovery after they were both slapped with a €860 fine for jumping on the podium following the opening round of the UCI Mountain Bike World Series in Brazil at the weekend – in protest at the decision to reduce the sport’s traditional five-rider podium down to three.

Over the last three decades, since future Tour de France winner Cadel Evans’ breakthrough on the scene, cross-country mountain bike podiums have featured five riders instead of the usual three, a unique feature of the sport which advocates say provides an opportunity for smaller teams and younger riders to share some of the limelight.

However, Warner Bros. Discovery, which is responsible for the organisation, broadcast, and promotion of the UCI Mountain Bike World Cup, decided that from 2025 the podiums would be reduced to three riders.

This change, the UCI and WBD say, was “developed through a thorough and transparent process, reflecting our commitment to aligning mountain biking with broader sporting standards”.

 

 

 

 

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But on Sunday, Forster and Schurter, who finished fourth and fifth in the elite cross-country race in Brazil, stood on the podium after the officials had left to protest the move, in the wake of a campaign supported by over 120 riders, including double Olympic champion Tom Pidcock.

“This action was planned in advance, all the riders were behind it and we didn’t harm anyone,” Forster said in a statement.

However, the UCI didn’t take so kindly to the move, fining the two riders 800 CHF (€860) each for standing “on the podium without the organisation’s permission”.

“I can cope with the fine because it was a very successful campaign that generated a lot of attention,” a nonplussed Forster continued.

“Such a fine won't stop us from continuing to fight for our interests. Because we will divide the fines among all athletes, we can continue until Warner Brothers takes our concerns seriously and hears our voice.

“We continue to believe that we will achieve our goal of preserving the five-men/women podium. All athletes stand together, and with our rider alliance, we have a strong common voice that stands up for the tradition of mountain biking and the concerns of the athletes and teams.”

Work on a new footbridge, which will replace a crossing deemed too narrow for cyclists and pedestrians to use safely, is set to begin in July, Somerset Council confirmed this week.

Despite forming part of National Cycle Route 3, the current crossing, which links Morrisons supermarket with Coal Orchard in Taunton, does not meet the Department for Transport’s guidelines for a cycling-compliant bridge, forcing cyclists to dismount and push their bikes.

Last August, Somerset Council’s planning committee approved plans for a 4m-wide, “more cycle-friendly” bridge. Tender documents, published in January, suggest the replacement bridge will cost up to £2m, a sum partly funded by the government’s Future High Streets grants.

> Council shuts down cyclists' calls for "urgent repairs" to "slippery and very uneven surface" at notorious cobbled roundabout, as 'no funding available' despite crashes

Councillor Mike Rigby has told the BBC today the scheme is in the final stage of design and work on its construction was “likely to begin in July”.

However, despite initial plans indicating that the bridge would be completed by November, a council spokesperson noted that there are still “a number of stages to go through”.

“Some of the foundations of the existing bridge will be adapted and used, and the rest will be removed in stages,” the spokesperson said.

“We can’t confirm the installation cost until the detailed design process is complete.”