tour de france. thank god some things are still sacred

Well said Stanley; If women did ride bikes they would only get offended if we stared at their lycra clad arses and expect us men to fix their punctures
To Stanley's girlfriend; when he has done the ironing get him to do the floors again they are abysmal If he has time to play about on the computer After all, a mans work is never done....

I doubt very much that stanleys got a girlfriend, apart from the left or right handed version or a inflatable one purchased on ebay.

Was the post influenced by ee cummings?

Methinks the present heat has got to some people...

E-, must try harder.

Err, hello? Podium girls? Do your research man, have you never even watched a stage?

Are you the nephew of a deposed Nigerian general by any chance? Your sentence structure is very similar to that of a chap who emailed me recently...

Too much. Keep the trolling lighter, this one is too obvious. The Lance one and the fish and chips are/will generate some good banter.

So come one then, out with it - what's your 'other' username on here?