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David9694 | 1 month ago
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🇺🇸 How do you have no traffic jams?

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David9694 | 1 month ago
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When you cycle to the Mathematics Faculty. 

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NotNigel | 1 month ago
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Well, most wouldnt...

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David9694 | 1 month ago
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I occasionally get fights between EV evangelists and petrolheads served-up to me on X/Twitter. 

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David9694 | 1 month ago
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probably trying to get to Sevenoaks:

Pandemonium as squirrels "refuse to leave" GWR train

https://www.wiltshiretimes.co.uk/news/24594807.pandemonium-squirrels-ref...

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David9694 | 1 month ago
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HEY! WHY YOU RUNNIN' WITH A HAMMER?

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Tom_77 | 4 weeks ago
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Psychopaths:

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David9694 | 2 weeks ago
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New and improved - update to an old favourite 

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David9694 | 2 weeks ago
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The guy in the hat is drivers and the other guy is people who live with disabilities who oppose floating bus stops and LTNs.

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David9694 | 2 weeks ago
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The Live, Laugh Love ladies. 

The blank template for the packaging isnt hard to find if anyone wants to conjour up some other Trick or Treat offerings. 

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hawkinspeter | 6 days ago
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Tom_77 | 6 days ago
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Squirrels

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David9694 | 4 days ago
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new standard for car park layout just dropped

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pockstone replied to David9694 | 1 month ago
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All well and good until someone from the engineering department arrives with a pair of boltcroppers.

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David9694 replied to NotNigel | 1 month ago
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Rendel Harris replied to Tom_77 | 2 weeks ago
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A joke from many years ago: a piece of grey tarmac and a piece of red tarmac are having a pint in the pub when a piece of green tarmac marches up, jabs the piece of grey tarmac and says, "Oi you, get me a double scotch." The grey tarmac orders the drink and the green tarmac walks off with it without saying thank you. "Mate, what was that about?" asks the red tarmac. "Oh, it's just easiest to do what he says," the grey tarmac replies, "you don't want to mess with him, he's a bit of a cycle path."

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Steve K replied to Tom_77 | 3 days ago
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Years ago, friends and I drove in two cars to a church for a wedding rehearsal.  As we drove down the drive, we passed a "CHILDREN - DRIVE SLOWLY" sign, so I said "children shouldn't be driving at all".  When we parked, the soon to be groom (I was best man) got out of the other car and said "Steve said children shouldn't be driving at all, didn't he?"

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ROOTminus1 replied to pockstone | 1 month ago
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No need, just Google the first 30 digits of Pi. The maths faculty might be smart, but they aren't the most imaginative

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ktache replied to Steve K | 3 days ago
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SLOW CHILDREN always seems a bit ableist to me...

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pockstone replied to ROOTminus1 | 1 month ago
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If I could even spell "pi" I might have got my maths O level.

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Rendel Harris replied to ktache | 3 days ago
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When I see SLOW HORSES I always think ah, so this is where the ones I bet on are kept...

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David9694 replied to pockstone | 1 month ago
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From memory: 3.1415927 - as much as my teenage Casio calculator would display. 

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Rendel Harris replied to David9694 | 1 month ago
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David9694 wrote:

From memory: 3.1415927 - as much as my teenage Casio calculator would display. 

Nobody was more surprised than I when I scraped a C at O level maths, but two things stuck with me, Pythagoras' theorem and pi to fourteen places thanks to having the following sentence drummed into me by the maths master: "How I want a drink, alcoholic of course, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics." 

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NotNigel replied to David9694 | 1 month ago
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Any one who knows Pi to 26 decimal places will have that off in 10 seconds.

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mdavidford replied to NotNigel | 1 month ago
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I assumed it would be a large number and its prime factors.

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Rendel Harris replied to David9694 | 1 month ago
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David9694 wrote:

When you cycle to the Mathematics Faculty. 

But apparently don't have the nous to lock your bike to the concrete-embedded metal post and just lock through the back wheel?

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hawkinspeter replied to Rendel Harris | 1 month ago
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Rendel Harris wrote:

David9694 wrote:

When you cycle to the Mathematics Faculty. 

But apparently don't have the nous to lock your bike to the concrete-embedded metal post and just lock through the back wheel?

You'd be wanting the Topology Department

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David9694 replied to Rendel Harris | 1 month ago
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He needs to get that rack bolt replaced too. 

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Britonabike | 2 months ago
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A favourite

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David9694 | 2 months ago
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Cybertruck 

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