Hampshire’s Roads Policing Unit came in for some praise in the comments today, for their commendable attempt to slap down the usual anti-cycling bingo enthusiasts.
“Well done Hampshire Police for that tweet, more of this kind of awareness please,” wrote peted76.
Others, however, noticed a glaring omission from the force’s educational video.
“The Hampshire’s Roads Policing Unit video is all very well, but where, I ask, are the videos of killer cyclists mowing down all in their path?” asked eburtthebike, tongue firmly planted in cheek.
“With so many pedestrians and drivers being killed by these arrogant, selfish, law-breaking, lycra-clad Tour de France wannabes, surely they must have plenty of material?”
“Motorists and pedestrians aren't snitches though and obviously don't want to create division or incite cycle rage,” chrisonatrike helpfully pointed out.
“They're probably just providing hours of this footage to the police without comment (when did you ever see a driver stopping to confront a cyclist?). Although it's a complete mystery to me why this hasn't resulted in the courts being overwhelmed with cases against these criminal cyclists.”
When it came to the curious case of Moby’s Dublin bike hire scheme – accused of “everyday sexism” for naming all their bikes after women (with the added possible sexual implications of the term ‘riding’) – road.cc’s Simon suggested that a “tweak to the start of the message” would suffice.
“’Your hire bike is called Maeve’ or ‘You are cycling on Maeve’ would work, I reckon?” he pondered.
chrisonatrike went into some more detail: “Using names (or maybe even words) is often walking into a minefield. Of course now that AI is sentient I guess numbers will be just as bad.
“However another solution presents itself. Names *are* useful in that people recall them better, so drop the "ride" and just use names of both sexes? That was the case for Edinburgh's Just Eat hire bikes. Made it simple to report all the ones that ended up on my estate: "Justin's lying in the bushes here, he looks in a bad way".
“Presumably to cope with the numbers of bikes as much as for diversity reasons I was pleased to see a wider choice of names (also reflecting local reality) e.g. "Marcin", "Felizia" etc.”
From there the conversation deviated wildly, eventually ending up in A. A. Milne’s Hundred Acre Wood.
I’ll direct you to the comments section for that…