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David9694 | 2 months ago
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🇺🇸 How do you have no traffic jams?

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David9694 | 2 months ago
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When you cycle to the Mathematics Faculty. 

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NotNigel | 2 months ago
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Well, most wouldnt...

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David9694 | 2 months ago
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I occasionally get fights between EV evangelists and petrolheads served-up to me on X/Twitter. 

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David9694 | 2 months ago
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probably trying to get to Sevenoaks:

Pandemonium as squirrels "refuse to leave" GWR train

https://www.wiltshiretimes.co.uk/news/24594807.pandemonium-squirrels-ref...

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David9694 | 1 month ago
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HEY! WHY YOU RUNNIN' WITH A HAMMER?

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Tom_77 | 1 month ago
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Psychopaths:

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David9694 | 1 month ago
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New and improved - update to an old favourite 

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David9694 | 1 month ago
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The guy in the hat is drivers and the other guy is people who live with disabilities who oppose floating bus stops and LTNs.

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David9694 | 1 month ago
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The Live, Laugh Love ladies. 

The blank template for the packaging isnt hard to find if anyone wants to conjour up some other Trick or Treat offerings. 

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hawkinspeter | 1 month ago
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Tom_77 | 1 month ago
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Squirrels

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David9694 | 1 month ago
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new standard for car park layout just dropped

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brooksby | 4 weeks ago
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Latest Private Eye:

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David9694 | 3 weeks ago
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Stuff like this seems more relevant than ever after the Trump victory.  

sorry not a funny 

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Rendel Harris | 3 weeks ago
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David9694 | 3 weeks ago
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Do two wrongs make a right? 

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Rendel Harris | 2 weeks ago
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David9694 | 1 week ago
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A look at logical fallacies

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Tom_77 | 1 week ago
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Was looking for things to do in Winchester and came across this - Adrenaline Comedy Bike Tour Experience at B3335

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This is a comedic romp through the cycling mayhem of the winchester active travel strategy.

I've cycled the B3335 a few times, it's truely dreadful. The alternative (much longer) route through Otterbourne is also pretty bad, despite most of it being an NCN Route.

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David9694 | 3 days ago
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If you grew up in a town where you park like this, you have to explain the nearest big city you live closest to, because nobody knows the town you actually live in.

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pockstone replied to David9694 | 2 months ago
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All well and good until someone from the engineering department arrives with a pair of boltcroppers.

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David9694 replied to NotNigel | 2 months ago
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Rendel Harris replied to Tom_77 | 1 month ago
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A joke from many years ago: a piece of grey tarmac and a piece of red tarmac are having a pint in the pub when a piece of green tarmac marches up, jabs the piece of grey tarmac and says, "Oi you, get me a double scotch." The grey tarmac orders the drink and the green tarmac walks off with it without saying thank you. "Mate, what was that about?" asks the red tarmac. "Oh, it's just easiest to do what he says," the grey tarmac replies, "you don't want to mess with him, he's a bit of a cycle path."

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Steve K replied to Tom_77 | 1 month ago
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Years ago, friends and I drove in two cars to a church for a wedding rehearsal.  As we drove down the drive, we passed a "CHILDREN - DRIVE SLOWLY" sign, so I said "children shouldn't be driving at all".  When we parked, the soon to be groom (I was best man) got out of the other car and said "Steve said children shouldn't be driving at all, didn't he?"

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andystow replied to brooksby | 4 weeks ago
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brooksby wrote:

Latest Private Eye:

Some kind of ratchet in that hub? It doesn't look like he can even push the pedal all the way to horizontal.

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mdavidford replied to David9694 | 3 weeks ago
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Three lefts make a right, as any fool knows.

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ktache replied to Rendel Harris | 2 weeks ago
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Spoke reflectors wouldn't go amiss.

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ROOTminus1 replied to pockstone | 2 months ago
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No need, just Google the first 30 digits of Pi. The maths faculty might be smart, but they aren't the most imaginative

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ktache replied to Steve K | 1 month ago
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SLOW CHILDREN always seems a bit ableist to me...

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